12 definitions by chris ord
Did you put that bag of dog poop I collected off the lawn in the bin ?
No , I binjacked next doors bin to hide our shame
Oh no , binjacking again
No , I binjacked next doors bin to hide our shame
Oh no , binjacking again
by chris ord March 13, 2015
Waterproof smear left by an untidy toilet user(usually on a virgin train)which starts below the rim and inexplicably continues and survives intact beneath the waterline.
by chris ord August 31, 2006
A stray sock often found beneath the bed of a teenage boy with a strangely stiffened texture used primarily as a recepticle for masturbatory ejaculate . Use has possibly increased due to current concerns for the environment as the item is reusable unlike tissues .
Mum - Johnny , I must try another brand of fabric condition as I had to boil wash the sock i found under your bed as it was so stiff !
Johnny - ...Erm...gumph!...swamp sock
Johnny - ...Erm...gumph!...swamp sock
by chris ord June 24, 2010
by chris ord August 31, 2006
by chris ord August 31, 2006