thumb pop

A synonym for thumbs up. I.e., simultaneously making a fist and extending a thumb to signify approval.

Melissa liked my outfit, so she gave me a double thumb pop.

by cherryblossom October 02, 2007

snowbirds

Slang for sagging breasts.

You better get yourself to Victoria's Secret and buy yourself a push-up bra. Them there snowbirds look like they're heading south for the winter. You gotta wear an underwire to prevent that kind of migration!

by cherryblossom October 26, 2007

Gloatbook

What Facebook has become, specifically, a forum to gloat about your amazing life. This includes uploading too many baby or wedding photos, status updates about travel experiences, and pictures of food recently consumed.

Everyone I know: You should check out my Facebook page. I have all my wedding photos there! And an ultrasound of my fetus! And pictures of my hotel room in Bali! And the ice cream sundae I just ate that had chocolate sauce and whipped cream all over it. OMG, my life is so amazing!!!

Me: Gloatbook

by cherryblossom November 08, 2012

kamikaze come-on

A pick-up attempt doomed to fail. Usually occurs when the person being picked-up has much higher mate value than the one making the attempt (e.g., much hotter). Clearly, it's a suicide mission.

Jenn: Is that guy really trying to talk to those models?!?

Krisi: Kamikaze come-on. Sooooo not gonna work.

by cherryblossom July 11, 2009

fabulousness

The state of being utterly and completely fabulous.

Karen's fabulousness could not be denied. She looked gorgeous in that chic dress and those patent leather pumps.

by cherryblossom October 08, 2007

mate value

How attractive someone is as a potential mate. Based on things like beauty/hotness, wealth, intelligence, etc. Different qualities impact mate value in different cultures, and mate value is evaluated somewhat differently for guys versus girls.

Why is it that I keep getting fixed up with guys with super-low mate value?!? I am not lowering my standards!!!

by cherryblossom July 02, 2009

fakeout session

When there's a get together with a hope of a make out, but nothing happens except for a lot of tv watching on the couch.

Peter: When she invited me over to watch a movie, I figured I'd get to kiss her, but nothing happened!

Chris: Fakeout session.

by cherryblossom July 19, 2009