cheesy454's definitions

Quiet Calf

Someone who is bad at Fifa.

He was Bayern and I beat him 5-1 with Celtic; he is such a Quiet Calf!

by cheesy454 July 25, 2021

The Doolies

Diarrhea

That kebab was great but it gave me a case of the doolies

by cheesy454 July 4, 2021

Beef bacon job

The bacon cheese burger in supermacs.

“I must get a beef bacon burger”
“Jesus, really?”
“Yeah beef bacon job”

by cheesy454 October 20, 2022

muck bird

An ugly woman. Especially used for loud, arrogant, ugly women.

“I’m not drunk enough to talk to that muck bird yet”

by cheesy454 May 24, 2023

SHOTM

Shagman of the Month.

Whoever has the most shags at the end of a month is crowned the SHOTM.

Legend has it that shags overseas count as double for the SHOTM award.

by cheesy454 July 5, 2022

Watch Lost

Masturbate vigorously

"I must Watch Lost."

"Nothing better than an episode or two of Lost before bed!"

by cheesy454 January 7, 2022

keshagging

The act of consuming a kebab while actively engaging in sexual intercourse

Keshagging is overrated. You end up spilling the sauce and salad all over the place.

by cheesy454 May 25, 2023