cheesy454's definitions

Spade

A messy, antisocial, generally unpleasant girl who moans and complains about everything they encounter in their miserable existence.

Spade spent the entire weekend alone in her room again, surrounded by her own filth.

by cheesy454 October 1, 2022

Quiet Calf

Someone who is bad at Fifa.

He was Bayern and I beat him 5-1 with Celtic; he is such a Quiet Calf!

by cheesy454 July 25, 2021

The Doolies

Diarrhea

That kebab was great but it gave me a case of the doolies

by cheesy454 July 4, 2021

SHOTM

Shagman of the Month.

Whoever has the most shags at the end of a month is crowned the SHOTM.

Legend has it that shags overseas count as double for the SHOTM award.

by cheesy454 July 5, 2022

muck bird

An ugly woman. Especially used for loud, arrogant, ugly women.

“I’m not drunk enough to talk to that muck bird yet”

by cheesy454 May 24, 2023

Watch Lost

Masturbate vigorously

"I must Watch Lost."

"Nothing better than an episode or two of Lost before bed!"

by cheesy454 January 7, 2022

El Shagico

When one travels to Barcelona to commit copious amounts of sexual activities.

“Remember that time you went to Barcelona to participate in El Shagico?”

by cheesy454 October 20, 2022