keshagging

The act of consuming a kebab while actively engaging in sexual intercourse

Keshagging is overrated. You end up spilling the sauce and salad all over the place.

by cheesy454 May 25, 2023

SHOTM

Shagman of the Month.

Whoever has the most shags at the end of a month is crowned the SHOTM.

Legend has it that shags overseas count as double for the SHOTM award.

by cheesy454 July 05, 2022

Spade

A messy, antisocial, generally unpleasant girl who moans and complains about everything they encounter in their miserable existence.

Spade spent the entire weekend alone in her room again, surrounded by her own filth.

by cheesy454 October 01, 2022

El Shagico

When one travels to Barcelona to commit copious amounts of sexual activities.

“Remember that time you went to Barcelona to participate in El Shagico?”

by cheesy454 October 20, 2022

Beef bacon job

The bacon cheese burger in supermacs.

“I must get a beef bacon burger”
“Jesus, really?”
“Yeah beef bacon job”

by cheesy454 October 20, 2022

El Dorito

Legendary Left wing back who represented Ireland in underage before declaring for Mexico at senior level. Career highlights include winning two CONCACAF Gold Cups, one Mexican Primera Division, four Airtricity League Titles, one Barclays Premier League Runners Up Medal and scoring a goal in the 2007 U19s European Championship third place playoff match.

I felt bad for El Dorito when the Tottenham Hotspur fans booed him off the pitch for injuring Jermaine Jenas.

by cheesy454 July 25, 2021

Watch Lost

Masturbate vigorously

"I must Watch Lost."

"Nothing better than an episode or two of Lost before bed!"

by cheesy454 January 07, 2022