chav's definitions

stroker

A person that likes 'the Strokes' band's music (or similar indie music) and is also considered a wanker because of it.

he is such a f*cking indie boy stroker

by Chav January 8, 2005

turniphead

Someone with a head shaped like a brussel spout

he looks like a turniphead - the gay there that has a head shaped exactly like a brussel sprout

by Chav January 8, 2005

bilend

Derived from bell end

You're just a bilend, mate!

by chav March 27, 2005

orgasm

When your nether regions have been exited to the point that nothing else matters, it dones't last very long

ooh urh ohh urh oh urh urg ahhhhhahhh

by Chav January 8, 2005

Townie

A person that views intelligence as unnecessary and nice behaviour as being homosexual. They consider themselves macho and seek out others especially groups to validate their lack of morals and animalistic behaviour.

'You look like a f*****g poof, you mosher' said to person that catches them in an aggressive mood

by Chav January 8, 2005

tits

occurrences of (normally) two arge soft lumpy sections on a womans body. They are located on the front side of the torso below the head and above the waist and are reasonably symmetrical

many examples of chests exist and they vary between ages considerably

by Chav January 8, 2005

po

A timid creature from the middle east terrorist also native to a small council estate in Runcorn. Has tendencies to mate at will regardless of the standard of the chosen mate. You can tell a po by its mating call that sounds like "you alright there how you doing?" be wary of this creature as it has a defective dna strand that results in irractic and inexplainable actions.

Passing hockey ball into friends face.
Dogging with Goofy

by chav April 8, 2005