a sleg who idolises funkyberry
Daniel Gadd idolises Chris Funkyberry Hunter in a perverse and erotic way that you and I would NOT find normal.
by Chav October 07, 2004
occurrences of (normally) two arge soft lumpy sections on a womans body. They are located on the front side of the torso below the head and above the waist and are reasonably symmetrical
by Chav January 09, 2005
A timid creature from the middle east terrorist also native to a small council estate in Runcorn. Has tendencies to mate at will regardless of the standard of the chosen mate. You can tell a po by its mating call that sounds like "you alright there how you doing?" be wary of this creature as it has a defective dna strand that results in irractic and inexplainable actions.
by chav April 08, 2005
To aledgedly take money from well known charities, also to go for a meal not pay then eat what everyone doesn't.
by chav April 08, 2005
A person that views intelligence as unnecessary and nice behaviour as being homosexual. They consider themselves macho and seek out others especially groups to validate their lack of morals and animalistic behaviour.
by Chav January 09, 2005
A person that likes 'the Strokes' band's music (or similar indie music) and is also considered a wanker because of it.
by Chav January 09, 2005