chav's definitions

Townie

A person that views intelligence as unnecessary and nice behaviour as being homosexual. They consider themselves macho and seek out others especially groups to validate their lack of morals and animalistic behaviour.

'You look like a f*****g poof, you mosher' said to person that catches them in an aggressive mood

by Chav January 8, 2005

orgasm

When your nether regions have been exited to the point that nothing else matters, it dones't last very long

ooh urh ohh urh oh urh urg ahhhhhahhh

by Chav January 8, 2005

cowboy

To aledgedly take money from well known charities, also to go for a meal not pay then eat what everyone doesn't.

Children in need takings.
night out at the Royal Tandoori House
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by chav April 8, 2005

tits

occurrences of (normally) two arge soft lumpy sections on a womans body. They are located on the front side of the torso below the head and above the waist and are reasonably symmetrical

many examples of chests exist and they vary between ages considerably

by Chav January 8, 2005

bilend

Derived from bell end

You're just a bilend, mate!

by chav March 27, 2005

dangadd

a sleg who idolises funkyberry

Daniel Gadd idolises Chris Funkyberry Hunter in a perverse and erotic way that you and I would NOT find normal.

by Chav October 7, 2004

stripey

Someone that is facinated by the music of the 'White Stripes' and teh american new gararge rock scene

stripeys or stripes are common in indie clubs and the internet

by Chav January 8, 2005