charles's definitions

saber-toothed crotch cricket

Crabs

She had a bad case of the saber-toothed crotch crickets.

by Charles July 19, 2003

biff

To take an insufflated drug. (Cocaine, crystal meth, etc.)

I only biffed it about 10 minutes.

by Charles February 12, 2004

spointy

adj: having strong resemblance to an undercooked duck with triple stigmata.

"I...I...can't belive it! Im in the belly of a giant mutant goose, and I've got a touch of spointy!"

by charles May 13, 2005

Like a basket of bread

To be full of crusty old men. To sleep with lots of old guys to get a job.

Sandy, you're like a basket of bread.

by Charles March 18, 2004

hoon (n)

The doppler effect sound a minivan driver hears when a high powered sportbike passes with 70mph on top of the minivan speed.

Mildred was poking along the two-lane with the team arguing over gummi bears when she was startled by the sudden HOOooooooonnnnnnnnn..... of a large, fast motorcycle which disappeared almost as suddenly as it had arrived.

by Charles January 28, 2004

cumtaminate

To make impure by contact with bodily sexual fluids

also used as cumtaminated, cumtaminating

Don't use "that" towel, it is cumtaminated

by Charles December 8, 2004

oder

A term used to express extreme elation or excitement

"Oder I'm getting married in San Trope tomorrow!"

by Charles June 19, 2006