charles's definitions

Engrish

English butchered, both in spelling and grammar, by someone from east Asia.

Person from east Asian having butchered both by speling and in grammar language of english.

by Charles October 26, 2003

LOLSROYCE

Another variant on LOL, like rofflecopter, lollerskates

LUM-FAO!!! LOLSROYCE!!! WHAT A NUBCAKez0r!

by Charles December 1, 2004

pen fight

My, Kerri and Ally favourite way to pass a Monday morning. We all love walking through town with ink on our faces!

Charles:*Draws on Kerris face with a pen*
Kerri: TURD! *Draws on Charles Arm*
Ally: *Joins in*

by Charles April 19, 2005

bussey

a gay bitch, an huge gay dick

damn that shit is bussey!

by Charles April 18, 2005

saber-toothed crotch cricket

Crabs

She had a bad case of the saber-toothed crotch crickets.

by Charles July 19, 2003

mofungo

puerto rican dish(delicious). bold and sassy in demeanor. a real sultry and delicious presence. an eye teasing quality, tho more so in attitude.

I mean like damn son, dat bitch gots crazy mofungo, word up, my shits all sorts of wanting to tap dat...mmm, for real...mmm...like mmm...dass nice kid

by charles February 13, 2005

Hokey Cokey Merchant

The HCM is an 'associate' member of Alcoholics Anonymous who seems for whatever reason, unable to stay sober for more than a few days/weeks/months.The HCM will mostly blame their failure on the weather/football results/lack of sex/willpower/backbone.
They are generally to be found around Reading AA meetings looking pasty/yellow/sorry for themselves.

"Knees bend arms stretch ra ra ra"

by Charles October 14, 2004