Engrish

English butchered, both in spelling and grammar, by someone from east Asia.

Person from east Asian having butchered both by speling and in grammar language of english.

by Charles October 26, 2003

hoon (n)

The doppler effect sound a minivan driver hears when a high powered sportbike passes with 70mph on top of the minivan speed.

Mildred was poking along the two-lane with the team arguing over gummi bears when she was startled by the sudden HOOooooooonnnnnnnnn..... of a large, fast motorcycle which disappeared almost as suddenly as it had arrived.

by Charles January 28, 2004

pen fight

My, Kerri and Ally favourite way to pass a Monday morning. We all love walking through town with ink on our faces!

Charles:*Draws on Kerris face with a pen*
Kerri: TURD! *Draws on Charles Arm*
Ally: *Joins in*

by Charles April 19, 2005

saber-toothed crotch cricket

Crabs

She had a bad case of the saber-toothed crotch crickets.

by Charles July 19, 2003

bentoid

one whom desecrates his sanctity through acts of vile perversion and misfit necrophilismn. Whoms sole purpose is merfing and engaging in the art of snowballing and beastiality. He lives for the rush of the male orgasm and enjoys the fine lifestyle of the everescent flamboyant meeple.

If bentoid was here all the little oriental boys would be in a extreme euphoric state.

by charles November 30, 2004

Fong

A Fob who is completely clueless. Spends all day surfing the web without any purpose. A tragic case.

Oh no, look at how many Fongs are in the lab.

by Charles March 09, 2005

1,1, Step

A dance created by me Kerri and Ally in the intention of taking the piss out of the 1,2 step.

Kerri: *1,1, steps*
Charles: Poppin'!

by Charles April 19, 2005