Urban Dictionary: Definitions by char

imortal

From: Mobbo x187x
I am imortal.

imortal by Char May 25, 2004

sucking a certain bodily fluid through a straw .... only to be performed on dads.

'greg what did u do last night?'

'felched ollie's dad mate'

Felch by char May 18, 2004

The genitalia of a male on the body of a female.

My hamster's wac is hairy and buldging with fat. She's getting a perm on it tomorrow.

wac by char March 3, 2004

a feeling of discomfort...

yes thats right AQUARD!!

guy 1-- "man that musta been wierd when your mom burst in on you and sally going at it"
guy 2--" yeah it was aquard"

Aquard by char August 29, 2003

a feeling of discomfort, possibly around a person.

yes thats right!

guy 1---"man that musta been crappy when your mom walked in on you and sarah going at it"
guy 2--- " yeah it was aquard"

Aquard by char August 29, 2003

a penis whose diameter is greater that the leangth as measured from the top.

A very short fat penis may be a choad, if indeed it is fat or short enough.

choad by char July 30, 2003

A noise mostly made my males and females who are sexually frustrated.

Char says: i'm your dirty little girl
Dano says: grrr

Grr by Char July 29, 2003