chandler's definitions

Ruby Falls

A tourist trap halfway up Lookout Mountain, TN, which features a water-pumped waterfall which is only 79 feet tall, despite the company's claim that it is 150 feet tall, located deep inside a death-trap of a cave.

I have 13 dollars and an hour and a half to waste, so I am going to go to Ruby Falls.

by chandler April 11, 2004

Chandler

He has a big dick. And is a girls dream boyfriend.

He is super strong and is a master in the bed.

Wow your dick is huge!! You must be a chandler

by CHANDLER May 14, 2015

cracker juice

a substance that can be extracted from pale face demons. Excess amounts of it are found in white foods, white music, and white media.

Micheal J: Hey Wayne Brady

Wayne B: Yeah

Micheal J: You're getting low on CJ, that mayo/pita bread sandwhich and diet pepsi wasnt enough

Wayne: Yeah you're right I should probably watch another episode of friends and put in some Barbara Streisand.

Micheal J: Fucking A dude... fucking a

by Chandler July 28, 2004

mamzer

mamzer is slang fo 'bastard'

"Josh, you are such a mamzer."

by Chandler December 10, 2003

Anyhoo

Means the same as Anyways just sounds much cooler. Used in transition.

Blah blah blah, Anyhoo enough of that.

by chandler December 1, 2002

Blahish

Having to do with things that are blah...

That movie was very blahish.

by chandler December 1, 2002

make things funnier

the process of intoxicating onself with any form of mood-altering or mind-expanding chemical.

dude, i am really bored and it's friday night. should we make things funnier?

by chandler April 13, 2004