chad's definitions

floater

An old male prostitute.

Don't go in the bathroom between 7:00 and 8:00, that's when the two-tone floater is in there!

by chad January 26, 2005

candy victim

A person clearly overweight due to excesive over munching.

"Hey Jimmy, lets throw cheesies at that Candy Victim."

by Chad January 10, 2005

revolver ocelot

Revolver Ocelot is an extremely gifted gunslinger. He is quite slick with his Colt Single Action Armies.

Revolver Ocelot smoked a couple of guys with his Colt SAA.

Revolver Ocelot is quite slick.

by chad April 8, 2005

marauder

car similar to a Crown Victoria in style, but has a lot more balls and is often confused with police cars

2003 Mercury Marauder
2004 Mercury Marauder

by Chad December 11, 2004

sketch factor

A quantitative statement of the sketchiness of an individual, typically measured from 1 to 10.

Chris likes girls who wear bunny ears, sport pigtails and wear glasses. Thus, his sketch factor is a 5.

by chad June 2, 2004

Napper Crapper

A very useful invention. An easy chair with a built-in toilet, color TV, phone and refrigerator (full of beer of course), designed to eliminate the need to move.

Wow, thanks to my new Napper Crapper 9000, I can watch the game, guzzle beer, and never have to go to the bathroom! That lever on the side flushes the toilet!

by Chad December 17, 2003

flag

A male homosexual. From FLaming fAG

That guy in drag looks like a flag

by Chad February 13, 2004