cdafox's definitions

junior friday

Thursday

e.g. Is it Friday yet?
No, but it's junior Friday :)

by cdafox October 21, 2010

shylock shoes

new shoes that take a pound of your flesh before you break them in. usually sandals or some other cute shoes. the cuter the shoes, the more shylocky they seem to be.

e.g. "I have blisters all over my feet...these shylock shoes have taken their pound of flesh!"

by cdafox May 19, 2010

vajillain

Anything that is a villain of the vagina.
Eg. Yeast, bacterial vaginosis, stds, uncomfortable dildoes
Or a jerk

"Hey baby..wanna get it on tonite?"
"Sorry lover, I've got a bread vajillain..."

Or

"Oooh snap! Check out the a$$ on that crumpet!! I'm gonna be chillin like a vajillain later"

by cdafox April 13, 2010

sly-fi

Wi-fi internet connection from an unauthorized source, and accessing it when you're supposed to be at work.

Since my company decided to monitor our internet usage, I've been using my iPhone to access a sly-fi network from another company nearby to check my facebook and watch you-tube videos.

by cdafox July 13, 2011

cricketry

The act of being a cricket. Doing cricket-like things.

When people play with puppets, it's called puppetry, when crickets build castles or get together to rub their feet together to chirp, it's called cricketry. Not to be confused with trickery.

by cdafox June 7, 2010

cdafox

A foxy Canadian girl

Eg. What a foxy Canadian mink!
No...she's a cdafox :)

by cdafox December 15, 2010

lice capades

The fun that ensues from your kids and consequent family getting lice.

I'm almost finished washing everything in our house, burning the couch and putting the kids in a plastic bag to isolate the infestation. It's so much fun! Welcome to the lice capades..

by cdafox July 16, 2010