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Silly silence. A misunderstanding leading to silence....usually through some electronic means of communication leading to waiting an inordinate amount of time for a reply text/email.

Mom: Are you hungry?
Kid: Starving!
M: I've got a surprise for you in the kitchen. It's your favourite. Love Mom
K: I hope it's your shaved pussy
K: OMG
K: Don't read that last part...it was my phone auto-correct!!
K: I meant PORK. Shaved poorrrrk. I'm so sorry Ma.
K: Mom?

This silience brought to you courtesy of Damn You Auto-correct.

silience by cdafox August 3, 2011

the silence is deafening

When way up in the mountains with no sounds, the silence does indeed get to be screamingly loud & deafening!

I doubted what I heard about the silence is deafening until I experienced it firsthand. What an amazing phenomena!

the silence is deafening by Starchylde May 24, 2016

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Silence wench

Either you want to be monke or you just want to be happy

girl: and if you choose the 30 dollar subscript-
me: Silence wench! I do not wish to be horny anymore, I just want to be happy

Silence wench by PsychoTurtle990 February 23, 2021

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companionable silence

To be able to sit comfortably with another without the need to speak.

A couple sat on the couch, each reading their own books quietly & contentedly in companionable silence.

companionable silence by pink stars October 18, 2010

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Gay silence

When people start talking about straight stuff and you’re totally gay but no one knows it even though you’d think it’d be pretty obvious by now so you’re just sitting there like yeah cool guys—it’s like an inside joke with yourself.

Practically invented by Jodie Foster

“What kind of fella would you like?”
*gay silence*

Gay silence by Hallohillo July 22, 2019

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The Silence

The Silence was a... wait, why was I typing this again?

Whats "The Silence"?

The Silence by GurrenUnplug June 19, 2013

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pregnant silence

The sort of silence you get when someone's fucked.

Alice: Okay, our final project's due tomorrow. Can I see your half?
Bob: ...I didn't do it.
*Pregnant silence*

pregnant silence by lukebn July 27, 2010

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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