cazort's definitions

shippenducker

Generic insult or exclamation; sounds vaguely like motherfucker and can be substituted in contexts where profanity is unacceptable.

He's such a shippenducker.

by cazort August 25, 2003

mothershitter

Rarely used curse word. Similar in use to motherfucker, but less caustic.

Mothershitter! Son of a...ass!

by cazort October 30, 2003

jackmoves

Creative and skillful maneuvers used to escape, either from someone chasing or stalking you, or from an awkward social situation.

The cops were onto me after I held up that convenience store, but I pulled jackmoves on them and got away.

by cazort August 27, 2003

shittrain

A train that is very late, to the point of pissing off the people waiting for it.

Oh, the shittrain is so late!

by cazort September 15, 2003

Wonk

(1) Noun - An expert in a field, typically someone who is fairly young and very intelligent.
(2) Verb - To use ones mastery of a specific subject to perform some type of work.

(1) I need to find some physics wonk to help me out on this homework assignment.
(2) Every so often, I have Andy come over and wonk on my computer to get it fixed.

by cazort September 15, 2003

niggaz

Plural form of nigga.

(1) Them niggaz was talkin' shit about me.

(2) Wassup my niggaz?

by cazort October 20, 2004

barber king

The king of hearts, because we all know he's not stabbing himself in the head, but rather, just cutting his hair with his sword.

I would have been able to shoot the moon if I had just had the barber king in my hand.

by cazort November 12, 2003