shittown

A town that is economically depressed, where there is nothing to do, where the adults are deranged or stupid, and the businesses and institutions are dysfunctional.

I need to pull myself together and get out of this shittown for good.

by cazort September 16, 2003

C-town

Cleveland, OH, one of the finest cities in the world. Never used to refer to any of the other C-cities in Ohio, such as Cincinnati, Columbus, or Canton, and certainly never used to refer to Chicago, which is shytown.

C-town is the warmest city on the great lakes.

by cazort September 16, 2003

jauns

A physical object, or thing. Typically used to describe to an object being passed or handled.

Pass me that big jauns.

by cazort November 12, 2003

hogsmith

A pigsmith, one who forges hogs, usually out of iron. The term hogsmith is usually used to refer to more experienced pigsmiths, although the words can be used interchangeably.

Our town is home to many distinguished hogsmiths.

by cazort October 31, 2003

hogsounds

The sound of police sirens.

Do you hear hogsounds?

by cazort August 25, 2003

driggin

A derogatory term used to refer to a dragon while expressing irritation or frustration.

That god-damned driggin, it ate all my goats!

by cazort August 27, 2003

jackofspades

The best card in the deck. He is eating a popsicle.

But then he played the jackofspades.

by cazort November 13, 2003