cazort's definitions

G sus

A fairly common jazz chord that happens to be pronounced similarly to the familiar religious figure, Jesus.

Is that a G-sus chord in the third bar?

by cazort September 15, 2003

giant evil

The supermarket chain that calls itself "Giant Eagle".

I won't shop at Giant Evil because their produce is not fresh and their dairy goods are highly overpriced.

by cazort August 27, 2003

uffleumps

A small creature, made of jelly, having two eyes, and the shape of a small, rounded hat. Uffleumps are most commonly red or teal, but can come in any color. Uffleumps are cute and small, and move by bouncing slightly off the ground in very small leaps, appearing to glide when they move quickly. Some species can be a bit rough and may be inappropriate to have around young children.

Elisa drew uffleumps all over her paper.

by cazort August 27, 2003

shippenducker

Generic insult or exclamation; sounds vaguely like motherfucker and can be substituted in contexts where profanity is unacceptable.

He's such a shippenducker.

by cazort August 25, 2003

Wonk

(1) Noun - An expert in a field, typically someone who is fairly young and very intelligent.
(2) Verb - To use ones mastery of a specific subject to perform some type of work.

(1) I need to find some physics wonk to help me out on this homework assignment.
(2) Every so often, I have Andy come over and wonk on my computer to get it fixed.

by cazort September 15, 2003

jackmoves

Creative and skillful maneuvers used to escape, either from someone chasing or stalking you, or from an awkward social situation.

The cops were onto me after I held up that convenience store, but I pulled jackmoves on them and got away.

by cazort August 27, 2003

jackofspades

The best card in the deck. He is eating a popsicle.

But then he played the jackofspades.

by cazort November 12, 2003