shittown

A town that is economically depressed, where there is nothing to do, where the adults are deranged or stupid, and the businesses and institutions are dysfunctional.

I need to pull myself together and get out of this shittown for good.

by cazort September 16, 2003

uffleumps

A small creature, made of jelly, having two eyes, and the shape of a small, rounded hat. Uffleumps are most commonly red or teal, but can come in any color. Uffleumps are cute and small, and move by bouncing slightly off the ground in very small leaps, appearing to glide when they move quickly. Some species can be a bit rough and may be inappropriate to have around young children.

Elisa drew uffleumps all over her paper.

by cazort August 27, 2003

shittrain

A train that is very late, to the point of pissing off the people waiting for it.

Oh, the shittrain is so late!

by cazort September 16, 2003

C-town

Cleveland, OH, one of the finest cities in the world. Never used to refer to any of the other C-cities in Ohio, such as Cincinnati, Columbus, or Canton, and certainly never used to refer to Chicago, which is shytown.

C-town is the warmest city on the great lakes.

by cazort September 16, 2003

jauns

A physical object, or thing. Typically used to describe to an object being passed or handled.

Pass me that big jauns.

by cazort November 12, 2003

ghetto palm

Ailanthus Altissima, a tree that is commonly found growing in abandoned lots and around poorly-maintained properties. When young, looks somewhat like a palm tree, with a long trunk with a tuft of leaves at the top.

A grove of ghetto palms were growing out of the cracks in the asphalt around the old parking lot.

by cazort August 27, 2003

PRI

Public Radio International, a developer and supplier of non-commercial audio content.

PRI has a more intelligent and sophisticated following than the sorts who listen to commercial radio stations.

by cazort September 16, 2003