Definitions by cazort

driggin

A derogatory term used to refer to a dragon while expressing irritation or frustration.

That god-damned driggin, it ate all my goats!

driggin by cazort August 27, 2003

giant uffleumps

Large uffleumps, typically eight times the size of uffleumps. They have a tough skin and move quickly in a bouncing motion. Many species of giant uffleumps are carnivorous and can be quite dangerous.

Oh no, it's a giant uffleump! Get out of the way!

giant uffleumps by cazort August 27, 2003

giant evil 

The supermarket chain that calls itself "Giant Eagle".

I won't shop at Giant Evil because their produce is not fresh and their dairy goods are highly overpriced.

giant evil by cazort August 27, 2003

uffleumps 

A small creature, made of jelly, having two eyes, and the shape of a small, rounded hat. Uffleumps are most commonly red or teal, but can come in any color. Uffleumps are cute and small, and move by bouncing slightly off the ground in very small leaps, appearing to glide when they move quickly. Some species can be a bit rough and may be inappropriate to have around young children.

Elisa drew uffleumps all over her paper.

uffleumps by cazort August 27, 2003

ghetto palm 

Ailanthus Altissima, a tree that is commonly found growing in abandoned lots and around poorly-maintained properties. When young, looks somewhat like a palm tree, with a long trunk with a tuft of leaves at the top.

A grove of ghetto palms were growing out of the cracks in the asphalt around the old parking lot.

ghetto palm by cazort August 27, 2003

shippenducker 

Generic insult or exclamation; sounds vaguely like motherfucker and can be substituted in contexts where profanity is unacceptable.

He's such a shippenducker.

shippenducker by cazort August 25, 2003

hogsounds 

The sound of police sirens.

Do you hear hogsounds?

hogsounds by cazort August 25, 2003