cazort's definitions

uffleumps

A small creature, made of jelly, having two eyes, and the shape of a small, rounded hat. Uffleumps are most commonly red or teal, but can come in any color. Uffleumps are cute and small, and move by bouncing slightly off the ground in very small leaps, appearing to glide when they move quickly. Some species can be a bit rough and may be inappropriate to have around young children.

Elisa drew uffleumps all over her paper.

by cazort August 27, 2003

giant evil

The supermarket chain that calls itself "Giant Eagle".

I won't shop at Giant Evil because their produce is not fresh and their dairy goods are highly overpriced.

by cazort August 27, 2003

HURD

(H)IRD of (U)N*X (R)eplacing (D)aemons. A kernel for an operating system, made by the GNU. The world's first doubly recursive acronym, with HIRD.

He's so cutting edge, he's running the HURD!

by cazort November 11, 2003

giant uffleumps

Large uffleumps, typically eight times the size of uffleumps. They have a tough skin and move quickly in a bouncing motion. Many species of giant uffleumps are carnivorous and can be quite dangerous.

Oh no, it's a giant uffleump! Get out of the way!

by cazort August 27, 2003

old school

Anything that is from an earlier era and looked upon with high regard or respect. Can be used to refer to music, clothing, language, or anything really.

Client: We have three PC's running MS-Dos 6.
Consultant: Shi'...that's old school.

by cazort March 31, 2004

caz

Nickname for cazort.

I'm gonna go to downtown Cleveland with caz tonight.

by cazort January 30, 2004

hogsounds

The sound of police sirens.

Do you hear hogsounds?

by cazort August 25, 2003