cazort's definitions

blau

The sound that a gun makes.

And the man went up to him, and was like, "blau", and that was the end of him.

by cazort September 15, 2003

hogsmith

A pigsmith, one who forges hogs, usually out of iron. The term hogsmith is usually used to refer to more experienced pigsmiths, although the words can be used interchangeably.

Our town is home to many distinguished hogsmiths.

by cazort October 30, 2003

kindfriend

A kind friend. Used to express warmth, friendship, and gratitude.

Thank you, kindfriend.

by cazort October 30, 2003

deathstar

An IBM DeskStar 60 or 75GB hard drive, which had a bug in the firmware which could cause massive, spontaneous data loss. Shocking to people, since IBM is generally known for having reliable, though expensive, hardware.

My deathstar died the other day. It was under warranty, but I lost all my data.

by cazort October 30, 2004

coventry

A walkable neighborhood in Cleveland Heights on Coventry rd, featuring cute independent storefronts, a rich history and culture, and the #7, #9, and #821 RTA buses. A favorite hangout place for teens cutting school, coventry has become more upscale and the higher rents are driving out some of the independent businesses.

Let's go to coventry tonight.

by cazort March 31, 2004

jack shit

Nothing, or something equivalent to nothing. Jack shit has the remarkable property that its absence and presence are identical. Typically used with or without a negative to describe a total lack of knowledge, value, or significance. Its use carries a strong negative connotation which can express frustration, disdain, ignorance, or other negative qualities.

I don't know jack shit about that. / I know jack shit about that.
It's worth jack shit. / It isn't worth jack shit.
I didn't get jack shit. / I got jack shit.

by cazort June 7, 2005

hogsounds

The sound of police sirens.

Do you hear hogsounds?

by cazort August 25, 2003