cazort's definitions

ghetto palm

Ailanthus Altissima, a tree that is commonly found growing in abandoned lots and around poorly-maintained properties. When young, looks somewhat like a palm tree, with a long trunk with a tuft of leaves at the top.

A grove of ghetto palms were growing out of the cracks in the asphalt around the old parking lot.

by cazort August 27, 2003

quing

A transgendered, non-gendered, or ambiguously gendered monarch.

It will be many generations still before England sees its first quing.

by cazort October 30, 2003

jauns

A physical object, or thing. Typically used to describe to an object being passed or handled.

Pass me that big jauns.

by cazort November 11, 2003

taco hell

Derogatory form of Taco Bell. Refers to the fact that the company uses low-quality ingredients and has been found using non-food-grade, genetically-engineered corn in its tortillas.

Look, a taco hell! I'm glad I'm not eating there...

by cazort August 27, 2003

kindfriend

A kind friend. Used to express warmth, friendship, and gratitude.

Thank you, kindfriend.

by cazort October 30, 2003

jack shit

Nothing, or something equivalent to nothing. Jack shit has the remarkable property that its absence and presence are identical. Typically used with or without a negative to describe a total lack of knowledge, value, or significance. Its use carries a strong negative connotation which can express frustration, disdain, ignorance, or other negative qualities.

I don't know jack shit about that. / I know jack shit about that.
It's worth jack shit. / It isn't worth jack shit.
I didn't get jack shit. / I got jack shit.

by cazort June 7, 2005

coventry

A walkable neighborhood in Cleveland Heights on Coventry rd, featuring cute independent storefronts, a rich history and culture, and the #7, #9, and #821 RTA buses. A favorite hangout place for teens cutting school, coventry has become more upscale and the higher rents are driving out some of the independent businesses.

Let's go to coventry tonight.

by cazort March 31, 2004