wackness

The state of being wack. A measure of the degree to which someone or something is wack. Alternatively, an exclamation indicating a high degree of wackness in the general surroundings.

I sense wackness emanating from these emcees.

by cazort October 14, 2004

jack shit

Nothing, or something equivalent to nothing. Jack shit has the remarkable property that its absence and presence are identical. Typically used with or without a negative to describe a total lack of knowledge, value, or significance. Its use carries a strong negative connotation which can express frustration, disdain, ignorance, or other negative qualities.

I don't know jack shit about that. / I know jack shit about that.
It's worth jack shit. / It isn't worth jack shit.
I didn't get jack shit. / I got jack shit.

by cazort June 02, 2005

Take the L

Stands for "Take the loss". Frequently used to describe flunking a test, being dumped, being stood up, being beaten up or robbed, or losing one's money in the stock market, gambling, or through exploitative business schemes.

I really took the L on that history exam.

by cazort August 25, 2003

pigsmith

A person that mechanically creates pigs, usually out of iron.

Our town has one of the best pigsmiths in all of Connecticut.

by cazort August 26, 2003

RTFB

RTFB: An acronym for "(R)ide (T)he (B)us". You can tell your mother/teachers that the F stands for "fast", because we all know the bus is so fast.

You wanna know the best way downtown from here? Just RTFB.

by cazort September 09, 2003

Dubyah

Derogatory word used to refer to George W. Bush.

Ever since Dubyah got in the white house, our country's been going down the tubes.

by cazort November 12, 2003

deathstar

An IBM DeskStar 60 or 75GB hard drive, which had a bug in the firmware which could cause massive, spontaneous data loss. Shocking to people, since IBM is generally known for having reliable, though expensive, hardware.

My deathstar died the other day. It was under warranty, but I lost all my data.

by cazort October 30, 2004