Definitions by cathi robertson
sexpectations
Flo: I hear you're going out with Butch tonight, are you excited?"
Mo: Well, he's cute and everything, but I saw his penis in the bathroom yesterday and for a 6'4" gay man he's exceptionally small, so my sexpectations aren't that great."
Flo: ahhh..size doesn't matter.
Mo: *slap*
Flo: "ouch" alright alright..size matters..cheeze n rice!
Mo: Well, he's cute and everything, but I saw his penis in the bathroom yesterday and for a 6'4" gay man he's exceptionally small, so my sexpectations aren't that great."
Flo: ahhh..size doesn't matter.
Mo: *slap*
Flo: "ouch" alright alright..size matters..cheeze n rice!
sexpectations by Cathi Robertson August 19, 2008
sucktacular
adj; a word used to describe a person, place or thing that sucks to such an extent that it warrants the addition of tacular. A word made from a combination of sucks and spectacular. Something or someone that is spectacularily sucking.
Mona: "Patty look at the dress my mother just bought me."
Patty: "omg, flowers and balloons? and what's with the plaid and polka dot mix?"
Mona: "I don't know, you know my mom, she loves a little vodka with her cornflakes every morning."
Patty: "Well no offense to your wino mom Mona, but that dress is sucktacular."
Mona: "Don't talk about my mom that way you dirty whore"
Patty: "ok"
Patty: "omg, flowers and balloons? and what's with the plaid and polka dot mix?"
Mona: "I don't know, you know my mom, she loves a little vodka with her cornflakes every morning."
Patty: "Well no offense to your wino mom Mona, but that dress is sucktacular."
Mona: "Don't talk about my mom that way you dirty whore"
Patty: "ok"
sucktacular by Cathi Robertson August 19, 2008
Porta-Hotty
A play on the term Porta-Potty. We all like to have things we need and enjoy wherever we go, sooooo a Porta-Hotty is an incredibly realistic and HOT blow up doll (male or female...yes, I'm a fagalong) This "doll" would have "hot" parts such as mouth, penis, vaginer and asshole (warmers inside them)So that they would not only be hot in the superficial sense but also in the practical sense. The Porta-Hotty can suck peenus better than the average living person. I know you may never have seen a Porta-Hotty, but watch they'll be all the rage within months of this post.
Driver: what's the matter Homer?
Homer: I gotta boner ready to bust at the backveinseam!
Driver: Oh, don't worry, reach into the blue box in the back and pull out my Porta-Hotty. You'll have to blow her before she blows you"
minutes later...
Homer: omfg she's HAWT, where can I get a porta-hotty?"
Driver: "Lots of places, I got mine at K-Ymart."
Homer: I gotta boner ready to bust at the backveinseam!
Driver: Oh, don't worry, reach into the blue box in the back and pull out my Porta-Hotty. You'll have to blow her before she blows you"
minutes later...
Homer: omfg she's HAWT, where can I get a porta-hotty?"
Driver: "Lots of places, I got mine at K-Ymart."
Porta-Hotty by Cathi Robertson August 12, 2008
hypercritters
noun; people who say fake cuss words like troutturd instead of bassturd, ashhole instead of asshold, frog or froggin instead of fuck or fucking, somehow trying to imply that they are holier than the person who uses real cuss words. when in actuality they will burn in hell with the rest of us authentic cussers and are only fooling themselves. froggin troutturds they're all ashholes if you ass me.
I'm so sick of all the hypercritters who can't get honest about their potty mouths like the rest of us.
hypercritters by Cathi Robertson August 5, 2008
Starbucker
n; a person who's a cross between a Starbucks addict and a fucker. Sometimes a Starbucks addict becomes a fucker only after 2-3 double shot macchiatos, but they're still a Starbucker.
husband; honey, can't we just wait until we get to the next town to get you your third refill from Starbucks.
wife; fuck you...get me to a Starbucks Now!!
husband; you can be a real starbucker sometimes, you know that!?!?
wife; fuck you...get me to a Starbucks Now!!
husband; you can be a real starbucker sometimes, you know that!?!?
Starbucker by Cathi Robertson August 5, 2008
noob
noun; a naked boob, or tit, keep it simple. all these other definiions are way to complicated and unoriginal. Let's all agree that from now on, a noon, is anaked boob.
janet jackson was gracious enough to flash a noob for us when she had a ''wardrobe malfunction'' (p.s. what kind of phrase is that?)
noob by cathi robertson August 5, 2008
masterbaiter
Someone who is exceptional at baiting a fishing pole for optimum fishing pleasure. This person knows which bait to use, for the right type of fish in the area and in general is simply a master of the art of choosing the right bait.
Novice baiter; ''hey there, what type of bait should i use in this lake if i'm after bass?''
''masterbaiter- you should definately use crickets caught in the local area, bass love live bait and they're used to the local stuff''
novice baiter; ''thanks you're a real masterbaiter.''
whatever; suck my clit, you can't even spell
''masterbaiter- you should definately use crickets caught in the local area, bass love live bait and they're used to the local stuff''
novice baiter; ''thanks you're a real masterbaiter.''
whatever; suck my clit, you can't even spell
masterbaiter by Cathi Robertson August 4, 2008