Best Angle Photo

The photo you use as your default Facebook/MySpace/FaceSpace photo taken from your best angle. You look so good in it your friends don't think it's you.
- Have you seen Fiona's default FaceSpace photo from Halloween?? I think she lost like 10 lbs! She looks amazing!!!
- Really?? *checks* ..View the rest of the photos from that same event..
- Oh.
- Yeah..it's just a best angle photo.
by catfight12 January 10, 2009
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comFATition

The 'secret' competition between the fattest & next fattest person in a particular group. Either unmentioned/unnoticed by the subjects themselves. Scoring is done by peers.
Allen lost the bet when fattest girl Anita one-upped Bertha in the comFATition by taking only 125 minutes to run 2 laps in PE.
by catfight12 January 11, 2009
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ugly friend

A friend a person brings with him/her to a gathering/event in order to make him/herself appear more attractive in comparison.
Girl 1: Suzy says we're going to Club X tonight
Girl 2: Shit, all the girls there are SO hot.. Dammit, I have all this holiday flab to get rid of..
Girl 1: We could invite Megan.
Girl 2: Your ugly friend? Hellz yea!
*Girl 1 dials Megan's number*
by catfight12 January 07, 2009
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Gym Buddy

What a gay man calls his gay lover in his 'subtle' way of coming out to his already 'suspicious' straight friends. "Room mate" is also used sometimes.
Not sure if my friend & neighbor Sean is gay but some mornings I see him & his "gym buddy" Fred walking around the house in matching monogrammed robes..
by catfight12 January 09, 2009
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trans fat

(transfered fat)

The amount of fat you lose = the amount of fat your friend gains

Also see Fat Displacement.
by catfight12 January 11, 2009
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bed angels

I'll never amount to anything. I'm only good at making bed angels.
by catfight12 January 08, 2009
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Fat Hider

n.
1. An article of clothing, handbag or accessory that makes a fat person appear thinner than s/he really is.
Girl 1: Why is Carol always carrying a beach bag?
Girl 2: It's a Fat Hider..it cuts the full width of her body and makes her appear smaller.
by catfight12 January 04, 2009
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