carlos's definitions

Reisterstown

Where everyone is either from somewhere else or wants to be somewhere else.

My family has lived in Reisterstown for like a hundred years, but I'm still going to live in New York someday.

by Carlos May 7, 2005

chichon

Act of attempting to harness ninja like powers to perform acts of stupidity in the presence of others.

They got drunk and did a chichon.

by Carlos April 13, 2005

bone thugs n harmony

hottest rap group in history

bone thugs n harmony is the hottest rap group in history

by carlos May 8, 2003

forbush

an idiot who has his mind brainwashed by TV and other controlling media and will no matter what vote forbush, people who are for a stupid president called bush who cant spell cat correctly.

i was watching TV last night and i am absolutely convinced that i am voting forbush.

by Carlos September 19, 2004

courts

The art of spraeding one's wings and moaning with pleasure

My husband and I went home for a quick courts before we went out.

by Carlos October 21, 2001

shnuff

shit and stuff put together, so it doesnt sound so vulgar

waz hapn'n breas what you up too
Shnuff brus you know chillin

by Carlos September 6, 2004

Dell Computers

Piece of shit computers. I can shit computers better than those. Theses unsuspecting people see the ads of the stupid little pot head screamin DUDE UR GETTIN A DELL and get drawn to it. They shit the bed after like 4 months than u call there high quality support and stay on the phone with some dickhead hoo rambles for 4 hours about the wrong thig

Johnny: Watta u doin?
Jimmy: Im playin on my four month old dell.
CRASH
Johnny: Dude ur computer jus crashed.
Jimmy: No prob ill call their great support.
4 hous later......
Support man: CHING CHONG CHO ME CHIN LALALALALALA
Jimmy: Fuck u im getting a Compaq

by Carlos September 24, 2004