carl's definitions

Fish Wanker

1. One who wanks fish.

2. A stupid or foolish person.

Usually associated with blond hair and short, straight bangs.

That Adam kid is such a fish wanker!

Nice bangs, fish wanker!

by Carl April 8, 2005

fufu

fancy and high-class. Also, frilly or snobish

Sally lives in a very fufu neighborhood

by Carl February 16, 2003

ringjam

a ghetto way to say 'ringtone' for a cell phone

'Yo, I just downloaded some new ringjams.

by carl October 24, 2004

alpott

An idiot beyond comprehension. Comes from the word "Tosspot".

"You are such an alpott"

by carl May 25, 2004

acid art

Any kind of media or art that, when viewed, makes you wonder what exactly the artist was tripping on when they came up with the concept.

"Hey dude, the ads on this channel are hectic weird! It's like acid art or something"

by Carl March 3, 2006

Vito

Morbidly obese mobster on the Sopranos. Is a closet homosexual as revealed tonight on the Sopranos.

Ah! Vito was blowing some guy!!

by Carl May 2, 2004

daughters

The single greatest band ever to grace our stinking humankind with their music.

"When Daughters stepped on stage, I knew I was going to die."

by Carl August 27, 2003