carl's definitions

web site

on-line porn

Hey you must see this website.

by carl July 30, 2003

badunkadunk

a booty that hangs down and sticks out like nobodys buisness

DAMN that is one fine badunkadunk

by carl July 11, 2006

nailed it

you completed a task successfully or got something right . ie :You nailed it to the cross.

" Oh man I rocked that test... PIMP"
" Ya... me too ... I nailed it!"

by carl June 19, 2006

Minced jiblets

when your cock gets grounded up into mince

"i had intercourse with my lawn mower, best 2 minates of my life.. unfortunatly i now have minced jiblets."

by Carl November 22, 2004

Stefness

woe betide the lad that crosses this kitty, because 'claws-out' has never had such a definition

Stefness: coz he's a ..."lazy good for nothing who's never worked a day in his life and sits around smoking and watching television"

by Carl March 10, 2005

baseline cheese

a horrible creamy, thick, cheese like substance that forms after a long period of sex around the vagina

after a man and woman have had sex for hours on end, and have had multiply orgasms, a horrible cheese starts to form around both genitalia's this is called 'baseline cheese' and it is very strong in both taste and smell..

if you're looking for something different to put on your pizza i don't suggest baseline cheese

"me and ma gurl went at it for 13 hours last night.. after that we had enough baseline cheese to feed a bus full of hungry orphans"

by Carl November 22, 2004

Skank Job

The end result of a bad encouter with a not so high class female. Usually involves cash payouts or broken furniture.

Man 1- That girl of mine is crazy. She threw stuff at me cause i said she looked a little hobaggy.
Man 2- what a Skank Job

by Carl November 27, 2003