carl's definitions

Penisaurus

N. Penisaurus - Derives from the male organ Penis, suggesting that the intended victim is a large penis (Or the derogative alternative "Cock")

Dave, you are a penisaurus.

by Carl April 2, 2005

baseline cheese

a horrible creamy, thick, cheese like substance that forms after a long period of sex around the vagina

after a man and woman have had sex for hours on end, and have had multiply orgasms, a horrible cheese starts to form around both genitalia's this is called 'baseline cheese' and it is very strong in both taste and smell..

if you're looking for something different to put on your pizza i don't suggest baseline cheese

"me and ma gurl went at it for 13 hours last night.. after that we had enough baseline cheese to feed a bus full of hungry orphans"

by Carl November 22, 2004

Tinnin'

Melting off on other people and annoying them like hot metal.

Damn dawg, he was straight tinnin'!

by Carl June 3, 2004

dope scope

Slang for cabin light in car, used needed to facilitate inserting marijuana into a smoking device while driving. (See Roadie)

Turn on the dope scope, dude, I gotta pack this bowl and I can't see.

by Carl December 7, 2004

dick breath

The smell of someone's breath or tongue after they sucked on the penis.

Sarah really had some penis breath after sucking John's penis.

by Carl August 12, 2004

grittin' on

to stare at something/someone

Damn! That hoe is grittin' on me like crazy!

by Carl February 18, 2003

BeMeanToYer

noun. Synonym for the card game "Be Mean To Your Neighbor," a/k/a "Fuck Your Neighbor," a/k/a "Screw Your Neighbor."

"I whipped Sloppy's ass in BeMeanToYer and he cried like a little girl."

by carl January 27, 2005