carl's definitions

Skank Job

The end result of a bad encouter with a not so high class female. Usually involves cash payouts or broken furniture.

Man 1- That girl of mine is crazy. She threw stuff at me cause i said she looked a little hobaggy.
Man 2- what a Skank Job

by Carl November 27, 2003

conan the niggabarian

A black male who recently arrived from africa and is still ingrained with the hunting and gathering skills of his ancestors.

damn, he conan the niggabarian.

by carl December 6, 2003

shuckerow

player in a mulitplayer game who kills his own teammates

Dave stop firing at me; don't be a shuckerow

by Carl February 12, 2004

baseline cheese

a horrible creamy, thick, cheese like substance that forms after a long period of sex around the vagina

after a man and woman have had sex for hours on end, and have had multiply orgasms, a horrible cheese starts to form around both genitalia's this is called 'baseline cheese' and it is very strong in both taste and smell..

if you're looking for something different to put on your pizza i don't suggest baseline cheese

"me and ma gurl went at it for 13 hours last night.. after that we had enough baseline cheese to feed a bus full of hungry orphans"

by Carl November 22, 2004

the up and over

the process of male self-felatio where one lies completely on their back and flips their legs back over their head. Requires extreme flexibility and perhaps a few surgically removed ribs.

Jim went to Pilates five days a week with the hope that we would gain enough flexibility to self-administer the up and over one day. Never again would he need a girlfriend.

by carl January 16, 2004

b& l&

banned land

where the lamers go when they get b& (banned)

Opie is a n00b and should go to b& l&

by Carl September 9, 2004

Minced jiblets

when your cock gets grounded up into mince

"i had intercourse with my lawn mower, best 2 minates of my life.. unfortunatly i now have minced jiblets."

by Carl November 22, 2004