carl's definitions

dope scope

Slang for cabin light in car, used needed to facilitate inserting marijuana into a smoking device while driving. (See Roadie)

Turn on the dope scope, dude, I gotta pack this bowl and I can't see.

by Carl December 7, 2004

web site

on-line porn

Hey you must see this website.

by carl July 30, 2003

baby dick

a penis having characteristics of that of a baby

Wesley has a baby dick; it's so small

by carl June 16, 2002

radar king

A radar king is someone who can not play any type of video game, whether it be Virtual Reality, Computer, or consol without the use of a RADAR. They become very ashamed at not knowing there whereabouts, and thus are given the title RADAR KING. They pretend to be afk in order to not feel guilt or ashamed for there own stupidity, but when a friend draws near they miraculously come back.. thus they are given the name RADAR KING. Without the radar, they feel very lonely and lost in the game.. even when the game does not require it, for instance pac man. They than install Radar 2.0 and proceed to play with the safety of the radar. RADAR KING.

Anthony Verown is a radar king.

OR

Look at that radar king run through the jungle.

by Carl November 15, 2004

chuck a roastin'

to "get ones chuck a roasting" is like putting your penis in a nice warm pussy, thus your "chuck" gets a "roastin"

I got my chuck a roastin with Jen Zaino over the weekend

by Carl February 25, 2005

monas

A person who is stupid/lacking in intellect, someone who defies common sense.

"Oh you stupid monas" would mean "you total idiot". "Don't be a monas man..." etc.

by Carl June 4, 2003

conan the niggabarian

A black male who recently arrived from africa and is still ingrained with the hunting and gathering skills of his ancestors.

damn, he conan the niggabarian.

by carl December 6, 2003