Fish Wanker

1. One who wanks fish.

2. A stupid or foolish person.

Usually associated with blond hair and short, straight bangs.

That Adam kid is such a fish wanker!

Nice bangs, fish wanker!

by Carl April 08, 2005

smashed crab

The look of a weather beaten vagina.

"That girl has a smashed crab"

by Carl December 02, 2003

web site

on-line porn

Hey you must see this website.

by carl July 30, 2003

kinndy

n. carl's hot ass girlfriend; future wife of carl; richest woman in the world in 20 years;

Carl is the only boy who gets Kinndy. Kinndy is exclusively Carl's.

by Carl January 21, 2004

skizzy

A stupid ass girl with bad teeth, a flat perm, and a crack habit..

"You man, that skizzy is skeezy fo sheezy my neezy"

by Carl August 27, 2003

Fitness

To fit into someone or something ("fittin' this")

Are you into fitness?
Yes, I am into fitness.
Well how about fitness into your mouth?

by Carl May 22, 2003

rodney kinged

to recieve an "ass kickin'" after a police pursuit. either on foot or in a vehicle

"WHEN" we catch that guy, he's gonna get "rodney kinged"!!!

by carl June 30, 2003