Definitions by captain awesome

fucking clown

Fucking clown is one of three things, a literal, fucking clown, or a clown you decided to add the word fucking infront of, or some bastard that pissed you off because he was being a jackass.

Get the hell out of the way you fucking clown.

fucking clown by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005

Captain Awesome 

Basicly, me I am Captain Awesome. I reign supreme over all awesome, awesomeness, and anything to do with awesome. I am the one and only , the original, many have atempted to copy, none have succeeded.

go to:
captainawesome1.tripod.com

Spencer: Dude, how in the hell did you get mud on the roof of your truck?

Captain Awesome: I am Captain Awesome, thats how.

Captain Awesome by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005

piss hell

A statement of frustration, like damnit. Only more vigorous and meaningful

I said ot one day when I was pissed at james for being a jackweed

Piss hell james, unfee your schedual, and quit being a jackweed.

piss hell by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005

piss-hell 

Exclamation of disapointment. or pissed-offness.

Piss-hell, this daman cd doesn't work.

Derived from piss; urinating, and Hell; purgatory, in a sence, urinating on hell, or in hell, or maybe you just pissed hell off.

piss-hell, I hate ricer fags.

piss-hell by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005

pisshell 

Pisshell is a word used to exclame that you are angry or severly disapointed in something or someone.

Pisshell, screw you,lieing bitch.

pisshell by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005

wangage 

refering to the amount of wang. either received, given or in existence.

Me and Max my old sweedish foreign exchange student buddy came up with that word when we were joking around in band class.

I gave her some serious wangage last night.

theres way to much wangage in this joint, lets find some titty.

I have got some serious wangage down south.

wangage by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005

jack nooch 

Worse than a nooch is a jack nooch.

A serious dumbshit dickanus. You can't stand this person.

Kile is a jack nooch.

jack nooch by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005