When someone who is filthy fucking drunk is at the bar and has had too much to drink and now needs to barf but doesn't think he can make it to the bathroom so he just decides to blow chunks into one of the pockets on the pool table.
We should have never let that drunken motherfucker into our bar. He broke one of our stools with his fat fucking ass and made pool table chunks after taking a six pack from our fridge and sitting down and drinking the whole fucking thing himself.
by cantbetheking August 30, 2013

When an uncircumcised male pinches the top of his foreskin and then begins urinating, the inside of his penis fills up the same way a water balloon would if you filled it with water. Thus creating a penial water balloon. It is fun for the man to then aim and let go to try and get all the urine to splash right into the toilet bowl, although he will pretty much always miss completely and splash his urine everywhere else.
Making a penial water balloon is a good way to clean out all dirt and gunk that constantly gets trapped under my foreskin.
by cantbetheking January 05, 2014

A very rural part of Chester County, Pennsylvania adjacent to Delaware and Maryland. It is home to Kennett Square, the mushroom capital of the world, though a lot of the mushroom farming takes place in nearby towns which causes the stench of manure to be present in those towns as well. It is also home to Lincoln University in Lincoln University, PA and the Herrs Snack Factory in Nottingham, PA. Quite a few Amish people and buggies can be seen if you visit the town of Oxford. PA 41 is the most congested route in the area. Other towns in Southern Chester County include Toughkenamon, Avondale, Landenberg, and West Grove.
I live in Southern Chester County. I'm surrounded by farmland yet I'm only an hour outside Philly. My closest movie theater is in Delaware.
by cantbetheking August 30, 2013

When a girl wants revenge on a guy for being a dick to her, she offers to blow him and the minute she gets his dick in her mouth, she bites down on it with all the power and might in her jaw.
That hot chick from that party got full blown revenge on me after I grabbed her tits and spanked her ass, now I have infected teeth marks in my cock.
by cantbetheking November 23, 2013

The bubble that forms around the top of a cup after a guy has ejaculated his semen into the cup and then put the cup into the microwave for a minute or so. The guy usually then takes the cup out of the microwave and pops the bubble with his erect penis which causes a blast of warm air to be shot into his genital region.
After having sex with the snowman I made, I decided to make a hot cum balloon with some semen I had stored in the fridge so I could pop the bubble with my erect penis and thaw out my frosty shaft.
by cantbetheking November 07, 2013

In males, when the thing that was a pain in his ass has finally gotten to the point where it has torn him a new asshole and has moved on to his balls. Thus causing the thing annoying him to now be a pain in the balls.
My drug addict son has become a pain in the balls ever since he stopped using gateway drugs and starting shooting up on hardcore shit.
by cantbetheking August 29, 2013

Shit.
Alright, now who's the cocksucker who had a diarrhea attack and left their ass puke all over the toilet seat?
by cantbetheking July 22, 2014
