Texas

1.)The southernest of southern states. Where our nation's most clueless president was raised. They act like they are tough but the north kicked their sister-fucking asses in the civil war. They still claim that the confedaracy is still alive, and thier right. They are now members of the KKK and the GOP. Of course you can't be in one without the other. Also after they stole land from Mexico, they get mad at them for trying to make a decent living in the greatest country in the world by stopping imigration

2.)Formerly known as the Lone Star state because nobody wanted them to be part of thier country.

3.)Where Brian Zahn, the gayest white boy on the earth was born

4.)They do make some pretty hot chicks though
Texan: Don't mess with Texas.
Northerner: I belive we already have.
by Chris March 12, 2005
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grunger

a grunger is usually a teenager that listens to grunge music such as nirvana,and wears dark hoodys and jeans and it is common for them 2 hav long hair , they are also usually stoners that r up for a laf but not always, they always hate townies who TRY 2 beat them up for no apparent reason as they will start on anything that moves. their music is great and townies suck cos thy r a bunch of non fashionable rejects.
by chris February 02, 2004
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hick metal

Ever heard of Pumpjack? Good, hick metal sucks.
by Chris January 26, 2005
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russian trombone

A mistaken pronunciation of a "rusty trombone" - where you eat someone's ass while reaching under to give them a handjob.

"Rusty" because you're eating ass. Get it, get it? lolomg
She asked me what I wanted for by birthday and I told her a rusty trombone would be absolutely lovely.
by Chris March 09, 2005
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bat-shit retarded

1) Behavior consistent with a person who exhibits the characteristics of a complete moron/noob/nub/tool, it’s commonly used in mmo’s to describe noobish like behavior.

2)Also see "total douschenozzle"
While jacking in a Mara central, a bat shit retarded merv tried to gank me but he was quickly thwarted. What a skatmuncher!
by Chris August 22, 2005
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dsl

a female with dick-suckin-lips!!
Damn... you see that girl...baby got DSL
by Chris February 22, 2005
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poon

Could i get some poon over here, thanks.
by Chris November 20, 2002
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