cHris's definitions

eastside

An area that one lives, has grown up in, or has gang relatied ties with over a certian period of time.

Wut hood you rep? You all ready know it's that gutta ass Eastside!!!!

by chris June 20, 2006

ass-monkey

Someone or something that keep throwing their shit in your face.

Wonder what that ass-monkey Bush is gonna say now.

by chris May 13, 2005

cuteism

A clever way to disarm a person's sarcasm. Also known as counter-sarcasm. Usually implemented through a series of well rehearsed facial expressions and body language.

Jess: "Wow, you must be a great boss."
Chris: "Awww shucks" ( then blushes and looks at the ground )

by chris April 1, 2004

shit sandwitch

playful term much like the traditional "stuck between a rock and a hard place"

man, i've got myself into a real shit sandwitch with this fucking napster thing

by chris January 7, 2005

going

action, to do something

he snitched and said the goin was me

by chris May 13, 2005

1337 R4nK1n65

these are the rankings of how 1337 a person is and how wel they can speak/interpret 1337

Martin: how much of a haxxor or fuxxor are you? Im a 1337 Haxxor G33k
Chris: wow, your 1337 R4nK1n65 is 10

by chris June 19, 2006

american bulldog

A strong robust dog much taller then the english or french bulldog. Breed in america by Dr. Johnson and Dr. Scott. These two mean had different views of the perfect american bulldog so the created two kinds. The Johnson which has a huge chest and is usaully a bit heavier, and the scott bulldog which is has more lean muscle rather then big bulky muscle. Both American bulldogs are great working dogs and are used to hunt wild hogs.

American Bulldogs are great dogs.

The dog in little rascals and homeward bound is an american bulldog

by chris May 27, 2005