Definitions by cHris

crackeyed 

a person strung out on huffing propane

dannys out back by the barbecue, he's so crackeyed

crackeyed by chris April 21, 2004

jerkathon 

When someone is by themself, and to pass time, jerks off as many times as possible in one day.

Dharshan:Chris you look so tired today. What happened?
Chris:Well, I was up all last night.
Dharshan:Chris! You gotta knock it off with all these midnight jerkathons!

jerkathon by Chris April 21, 2004

fashioncore

trend for hard/metalcore kids that have stylish looks

eighteen visons, bleeding through, a static lullaby, atreyu

fashioncore by chris April 20, 2004

Mule Rag 

The rag used to clean up after successful masturbation.

Never pick up a sock in Ian's room, those are his mule rags.

Mule Rag by Chris April 17, 2004

countdown 

A New Zealand Supermarket Chain, owned entirely by Progressive Enterprises.

Go to Countdown and buy some food.

countdown by Chris April 15, 2004

comprendez 

Used in a slightly demenaing manner inquiring a person's understanding of a subject. French word meaning to understand, in the "Vous" conjucation of comprender.

Alayna is a Hoochie, Comprendez?

comprendez by Chris April 6, 2004

BUMP N GRIND 

Bump and grind referred to the seductive walk of burlesque performers, which contained a lot of hip action. As the hips moved in one direction they were said to grind, stopping with a bump; then grinding in the other direction and repeating the pattern, back and forth, back and forth.
this is an old fashioned definition

Look at her walk. She can really give them the old bump and grind.

BUMP N GRIND by Chris April 5, 2004