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A hand gesture that requires the arm to be raised to approximately head height, the three middle fingers pointing inward and the pinky finger and thumb outstreched. The hand is then quickly and repeatedly twisted from side to side. Usually seen being used on pathetic Vietnamese dancefloors by overly enthusiastic red headed losers who think the DJ's lame techno re-mix of volare, followed by 'let's get loud' by J-Lo (for the 3rd time in an hour) actually warrants the aforementioned dancefloor being labelled the "best dancefloor ever!!" The act of giving 'these ones' will be frowned upon by all except stocky quiff haired wank-a-holics who are too intoxicated to realise that the dancefloor in question would actually be less lame if the DJ spun a Nicki Webster mega-mix.
Pete - "Man, that was the best dancefloor ever! I was high fiving the DJ, and giving him these ones!" (Pete then demonstrates the act of giving 'these ones')
by Chris April 13, 2005
mugGet the these onesmug.

poosay

The Slurred Puerto Rican Version of Pussy; vigina
You guys are major poosays!
by Chris October 16, 2003
mugGet the poosaymug.

Backdoor Barbecue

The act of covering ones dick with lighter fluid, lighting it on fire, then fucking a girl in the ass with it.
As a special treat on their wedding night Paul gave his new bride a backdoor barbecue.
by Chris May 6, 2005
mugGet the Backdoor Barbecuemug.

Alf

That kid is an alf.
What an Alf.
by chris November 6, 2004
mugGet the Alfmug.

hoobastank

besides being the name of a band, "hoobastank" is slang for "Whose butt stinks?"
"aw man! hoobastank?"
by Chris May 13, 2005
mugGet the hoobastankmug.

Wanksta

"Gangstas" pretent to get their hustle, bitches & money on and depend on a bus ticket.
"I saw T-Baby over there with all his bling and his best clothes waiting at the bus station"
by Chris January 31, 2005
mugGet the Wankstamug.

Mega Sucks

that band mega sucks...
by chris November 1, 2004
mugGet the Mega Sucksmug.

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