cHris's definitions

Swick

a mix of the words "sweet" and "sick". it is double as powerful as the words seperately.

Dude those shoes are so swick

by Chris February 3, 2005

fire fighting

Politics within the office or group

here I am fed up with fire fighting

by chris October 7, 2004

Twisted Heart

An occurence most commonly experienced by the feeling of unrequited love, with the exception of it not being returned.

Generally speaking, it is a situation involving two friends, who spend an inexorbitant amount of time with each other, and over the years, one grows to love the other, while the opposites feeling stay plutonic. No pain compares, physical nor mental.

A relationship easily broken off is not truly that of a twisted heart. Twisted heart involves never being able to make a clean cut, whether that might involve the other person feeling just as strongly as you but without the same passion. Refer to just a friend

A loved B with all his heart, yet B could never truly return A's feelings. A can't cope with losing B, and thus stays in an inevitably horrifyingly painful situation.

by Chris August 7, 2004

sleeping bag

when performing cunelangus on an overweight woman, grabing a fold of her stomach fat and stretching it over your head.

I was able to wrap up in her sleeping bag.

by Chris April 18, 2005

Magallanero

A loser fan of a loser baseball team in venezuela. A magallanero is the lowest life form in the country...only compared to bacteria. Depression, loneliness, abandonment... that's what a normal day stands for those poor bastards. Even the homeless pity them!!

If shit could become a person, that person would be a Magallanero!

by Chris March 18, 2005

knost

a pig. not the animal but a person who has an uncircumsized penis, or a person that can be describe with the adjective, "wrinkly".

That knost has one weird penis.

by Chris February 21, 2005

russian trombone

A mistaken pronunciation of a "rusty trombone" - where you eat someone's ass while reaching under to give them a handjob.

"Rusty" because you're eating ass. Get it, get it? lolomg

She asked me what I wanted for by birthday and I told her a rusty trombone would be absolutely lovely.

by Chris March 9, 2005