cHris's definitions

god

a mystery to man-kind, his existence cannot be proven and his non-existence cannot be proven as well

" hey check out that crazy god, oh wait he isn't there, no he is i just saw him"

by Chris December 20, 2004

it

The word the Knights of Ni cannot hear or say.

by Chris December 14, 2002

barrette

A clasp, often decorated, used to hold back one's hair.

Look, doesn't Jenny look lovely wearing that purple barrette in her hair to-day?

by Chris December 21, 2003

blue screen of death

Blue screen that you're all too familiar with if you use an older version of windows. If you can't wait the ten minutes it takes to crash, just put a floppy disk or cd in and then take it out while trying to load something from it.

Last year at my school there was a slideshow with pictures of the seniors at an assembly. I laughed my ass off when the blue screen of death showed up halfway through their shitty powerpoint presentation.

by Chris April 30, 2004

Butter Face

A girl whos got a nice body but makes u gag when u see her face.

Man! Look at that chick. (She turns around) Oops, BUTTER FACE>

by Chris March 2, 2004

ExponentialEvil

The gayest gay to have ever gayed in all gaydom. i.e. the king of all that is, was, and ever will be even remotely related to anything gay

ExponentialEvil is gay.

by Chris March 3, 2005

gronski

The first evacuation of the morning following a night of hard drinking. The smell usually can remove wall paper from the walls.

I dropped a big gronski this morning that killed the dog.

by Chris February 11, 2005