blowball

1.n. Someone who illustrates extreme stupidity.

2.n. A sphere which has been increased in surface area and volume by being filled with a material substance, such as a balloon filled with air.

3.n. The state of being a homosexual or prostitute who sexually stimulates the testicles of another orally.

"Joe is such a blowball!"

"That blowball is filled with helium."

"Hey blowball, lick my testicles!"

by Carlos April 17, 2004

winklepickers

big long pointy shoes, worn by leprichauns and irish folk alike.

"will you fuck my shoe" a common phrase in germany.

by Carlos August 11, 2004

scholarships

A biyatch giving you head. free brain.

So what she do for you.

Got some scholarships.

by carlos March 02, 2004

tight eezy

a virgin (girl) that gives it up on the first night, or first day you talked to her.

Rakim: Yo you hit it.

Carlos: Yea she a tight eezy hit it the first day.

by carlos March 02, 2004

courts

A type of firming cream to apply to a male penis to keep it erect for hours

I couldn't get it up last night so I rubbed a bit of courts on it

by Carlos October 21, 2001

courts

The art of spraeding one's wings and moaning with pleasure

My husband and I went home for a quick courts before we went out.

by Carlos October 21, 2001

Wuevos

Spanis word for BALLS

You kicked me in the fucking Wuevos

by Carlos March 30, 2004