c.harris's definitions

Scurvey

Originating from East Oakland in the 90s and made popular by E-40. (sheisty, shadey) - being greedy with your stuff or holding your shit back. To hog on it yourself

Quit bein scurvey with that blunt bruh!

Cretcher is always hella Scurvey when he be coppin zips. Dude cruises up with a couple grams

by c.harris April 18, 2018

Stunk

When you wake up the next morning and you are still hammered/drunk/tanked/wasted/inebriated from any variety of heavy drinking the previous night. adj, (Still-drunk)

Damn fool, I'm stunk from Smitty's party last nite. I killed a fifth of Jack.

(Front Desk)- "Hello, Sir? Checkout was 2 hours ago and you have not answered the door.

(Cole)- Holy shit, I'm stunk. And why is there a tiger in the fuckin' bathroom???

by c.harris November 28, 2011

dirtbag

An individual who is not capable of respectfully participating in any common aspect of society including/but not limited to: hygiene, intelligence, fitness, appearance, style, speech, sexual relations, means of transportation, housing, and familial obligations. They get their clothes from school lost and founds and go to costco to eat the free samples for dinner. In the eyes of society this person is about as useful as a bag of dirt, they can be used to fill up holes in the ground and thats about it. Nobody wants a dirtbag in their house because they will soil all the carpet and then try to eat the shit out of the catbox.

Dude, get this dirtbag out of my house! He is making the air contaminated.

Dylan: Hey man, can Joey come to the party?
Cameron: No way dude, that kid is a dirtbag. He always shows up smellin' like low tide at the bay, and always tries to steal my clothes and eat my cats shit!!

by c.harris November 15, 2011

AstroJob

When you do a handstand and a girl gives you a blowjob standing up.

Damn bro, Grace gave me the best AstroJob last night. The headrush when I busted a nut was unreal.

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by c.harris October 10, 2015