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Ghandi

A middle eastern immigrant in America who usually works at a cell phone store, is very skinny and usually has not showered for a week; often wears a turbin with a plain white t-shirts and thick glasses. A Ghandi eats curry for every meal of the day and plays tennis in short shorts with their nine children. If startled or approached with too much aggression the Ghandi will emit a smoke bomb from their anal cavity to escape danger. They have been known to ruin the curve for students involved in engineering and mathematics because their brain is made out of metal.
Damn-that Ghandi at the Metro PCS store smelled terrible!

When I went to smack that Ghandi for getting 100% on the test he dropped his anal smoke bomb and disappeared.
by c.harris May 10, 2011
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Buster Keaton

Joseph Frank "Buster" Keaton was an American actor and comedian during the 1920s.

During the 1980s in Oakland, CA his stage name became local slang describing a person that is fake or a phony. Someone who does not deserve respect. A fake actor that cant even go by his real name.
I think its time for you to keep movin' Buster Keaton - we know youre selling woof tickets.

Buster Keaton sells fake rolexes and shwag on the corner of E14
by c.harris February 13, 2018
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Stunk

When you wake up the next morning and you are still hammered/drunk/tanked/wasted/inebriated from any variety of heavy drinking the previous night. adj, (Still-drunk)
Damn fool, I'm stunk from Smitty's party last nite. I killed a fifth of Jack.

(Front Desk)- "Hello, Sir? Checkout was 2 hours ago and you have not answered the door.

(Cole)- Holy shit, I'm stunk. And why is there a tiger in the fuckin' bathroom???
by c.harris November 28, 2011
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Scurvey

Originating from East Oakland in the 90s and made popular by E-40. (sheisty, shadey) - being greedy with your stuff or holding your shit back. To hog on it yourself
Quit bein scurvey with that blunt bruh!

Cretcher is always hella Scurvey when he be coppin zips. Dude cruises up with a couple grams
by c.harris April 18, 2018
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