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When you wake up the next morning and you are still hammered/drunk/tanked/wasted/inebriated from any variety of heavy drinking the previous night. adj, (Still-drunk)
Damn fool, I'm stunk from Smitty's party last nite. I killed a fifth of Jack.
(Front Desk)- "Hello, Sir? Checkout was 2 hours ago and you have not answered the door.
(Cole)- Holy shit, I'm stunk. And why is there a tiger in the fuckin' bathroom???
(Front Desk)- "Hello, Sir? Checkout was 2 hours ago and you have not answered the door.
(Cole)- Holy shit, I'm stunk. And why is there a tiger in the fuckin' bathroom???
by c.harris November 28, 2011
Get the Stunk mug.An individual who is not capable of respectfully participating in any common aspect of society including/but not limited to: hygiene, intelligence, fitness, appearance, style, speech, sexual relations, means of transportation, housing, and familial obligations. They get their clothes from school lost and founds and go to costco to eat the free samples for dinner. In the eyes of society this person is about as useful as a bag of dirt, they can be used to fill up holes in the ground and thats about it. Nobody wants a dirtbag in their house because they will soil all the carpet and then try to eat the shit out of the catbox.
Dude, get this dirtbag out of my house! He is making the air contaminated.
Dylan: Hey man, can Joey come to the party?
Cameron: No way dude, that kid is a dirtbag. He always shows up smellin' like low tide at the bay, and always tries to steal my clothes and eat my cats shit!!
Dylan: Hey man, can Joey come to the party?
Cameron: No way dude, that kid is a dirtbag. He always shows up smellin' like low tide at the bay, and always tries to steal my clothes and eat my cats shit!!
by c.harris November 15, 2011
Get the dirtbag mug.A middle eastern immigrant in America who usually works at a cell phone store, is very skinny and usually has not showered for a week; often wears a turbin with a plain white t-shirts and thick glasses. A Ghandi eats curry for every meal of the day and plays tennis in short shorts with their nine children. If startled or approached with too much aggression the Ghandi will emit a smoke bomb from their anal cavity to escape danger. They have been known to ruin the curve for students involved in engineering and mathematics because their brain is made out of metal.
Damn-that Ghandi at the Metro PCS store smelled terrible!
When I went to smack that Ghandi for getting 100% on the test he dropped his anal smoke bomb and disappeared.
When I went to smack that Ghandi for getting 100% on the test he dropped his anal smoke bomb and disappeared.
by c.harris May 10, 2011
Get the Ghandi mug.A person that is so worthless you would contemplate hanging out with a sack full of doo doo rather than be around them. A person that constantly needs to be reminded that they are worthless because they do not realize it.
Damn- i need to get outta this party, all I see are dumpsacks.
We had to cut that kid from our team, he was such a dumpsack.
We had to cut that kid from our team, he was such a dumpsack.
by c.harris May 10, 2011
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