Definitions by bullet88

horn ettiquette 

although decorum dictates proper use of your vehicle's horn while navigating through traffic that steers you through many of the mornons on the road, an occasional blow at a total idiot is most satisfying.

An unfortunate encounter with any idiot driver allows you to break horn ettiquette and show your displeasure by honking at the offender therfore publicly commeting on his questionable heritage and intelligence.

horn ettiquette by bullet88 September 5, 2009

spare meat 

Your girlfriend if your married or your extra girlfriend if you're not.

It's key to have some spare meat when your wife or girlfriend is on the rag or having one of her psychotic eposides

spare meat by bullet88 September 5, 2009

bachmannoid 

Supporters of the daranged congresswoman from Minnesota's sixth district.

It is amazing that there are enough bachmannoids in Minnesota's sixth district to re-elect an obviously dangerous rightwing nutjob.

bachmannoid by bullet88 August 25, 2009

pubic option 

overgrown hair in the nether region.

When I took of Beth's panties last night looking for a landing strip, I discovered she had taken the pubic option. It was way too overgrown.

pubic option by bullet88 August 19, 2009

public ruckus 

Town Hall healthcare meeting gone awry

When the local idiots met to discuss healthcare options and began shouting down the speaker it became nothing but a public ruckus.

public ruckus by bullet88 August 19, 2009

husband-in-law 

The prick that married your ex-wife

I got along with my ex for years until she remarried, but I have a running battle with my husband-in-law.

husband-in-law by bullet88 August 6, 2009

cracker nation 

Mostly in rural Georgia, the panhandle of Florida, Lower Alabama, southwest South Carolina and parts of Tennessee, the Cracker Nation cosists of white blue collar and farm workers who's lack of intelligance and education is matched with their fierce loyalty to lost causes and extremley rightwing views that are against their best intrests. For a long time they were identified with members of the KKK, and bufoons like the brother of the 39th president. Often arrested for petty crimes like public urination after finishing a twelve-pack of cheep swill and are unable to make it to the rest room of the 7-11, which resembles a scene from Dante's Inferno. Their most identifing physical features are goiters and back haircuts.

True to form, the members of the Cracker Nation voted universally for the losing side of the 2008 presidential election.

cracker nation by bullet88 August 2, 2009