Amy: I just heard a politician on television say that the Bible justifies separating children from their mothers at the border. What BS!
Juan: Seriously? I bet God really hates it when people try to Bible bootstrap their own evil ideas to the good book.
Juan: Seriously? I bet God really hates it when people try to Bible bootstrap their own evil ideas to the good book.
by builtforspeed July 25, 2018
Goddamn those Baby Boomers! They’re totally fucking up our future!
If only there were a way to stop them, like a supervirus that only attacks old people.....
Yes! We can turn this virus into a Coronacoup!
If only there were a way to stop them, like a supervirus that only attacks old people.....
Yes! We can turn this virus into a Coronacoup!
by builtforspeed March 16, 2020
Juan: Dammit I ran into Lola 3 times this weekend! I can’t get away from her!
Amy: I’m so sorry dude. You’re living in Awkwardia.......
Amy: I’m so sorry dude. You’re living in Awkwardia.......
by builtforspeed July 26, 2018
The smell of marijuana. Especially when you smell it as a young man for the first time, on the way to Dairy Queen after your feisty grandmother decided to lend her van to the yard guys for the weekend.
Haden: Wow I love Vegas, but what is that smell? It’s so familiar......
Shadix: Yes Haden that’s because it’s the smell of Mimi’s van.
Shadix: Yes Haden that’s because it’s the smell of Mimi’s van.
by builtforspeed July 26, 2018
A plan to close the deal. Can apply to a presidential candidate seeking 270 electoral college votes, or the finish line of any competitive endeavor.
by builtforspeed November 05, 2020
by builtforspeed March 16, 2020
Online Dating Fatigue: when you’ve tried and tried, and all you end up with are assholes or bitches.
by builtforspeed October 15, 2020