Definitions by builtforspeed
Coronahoarder
Someone who attempts to conquer the uncertainty of the Coronavirus by hoarding common household goods, such as toilet paper.
Wow I’m really freaked out about this whole Coronavirus thing....
Yeah I was, but then I bought a roomful of toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and bleach, so I feel much better now!
That’s not cool, you freakin’ Coronahoarder!
Yeah I was, but then I bought a roomful of toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and bleach, so I feel much better now!
That’s not cool, you freakin’ Coronahoarder!
Coronahoarder by builtforspeed March 15, 2020
Bible Bootstrap
Amy: I just heard a politician on television say that the Bible justifies separating children from their mothers at the border. What BS!
Juan: Seriously? I bet God really hates it when people try to Bible bootstrap their own evil ideas to the good book.
Juan: Seriously? I bet God really hates it when people try to Bible bootstrap their own evil ideas to the good book.
Bible Bootstrap by builtforspeed July 25, 2018
Pre-existing condition
An old flame you can’t help hooking up with periodically, regardless of either person’s relationship status.
Amy: I can’t believe you slept with Adam after the class reunion. He’s engaged and you have a boyfriend!
Lola: Hey it wasn’t my fault. Adam is a pre-existing condition.
Lola: Hey it wasn’t my fault. Adam is a pre-existing condition.
Pre-existing condition by builtforspeed July 25, 2018
Mixer Upper
A person who purposefully sends mixed signals to confuse you regarding their true feelings and motivations.
Amy: What’s up?
Juan: I’m trying to figure out WTF is up with Lola. Yesterday she said she liked me and wanted to hook up tonight, but today she’s ghosting me.
Amy: Lola should be on a HGTV show called Mixer Upper.
Juan: I’m trying to figure out WTF is up with Lola. Yesterday she said she liked me and wanted to hook up tonight, but today she’s ghosting me.
Amy: Lola should be on a HGTV show called Mixer Upper.
Mixer Upper by builtforspeed July 25, 2018
Mimi’s Van
The smell of marijuana. Especially when you smell it as a young man for the first time, on the way to Dairy Queen after your feisty grandmother decided to lend her van to the yard guys for the weekend.
Haden: Wow I love Vegas, but what is that smell? It’s so familiar......
Shadix: Yes Haden that’s because it’s the smell of Mimi’s van.
Shadix: Yes Haden that’s because it’s the smell of Mimi’s van.
Mimi’s Van by builtforspeed July 25, 2018
text torture
Purposefully waiting a long time to text someone back in order to increase anticipation and drama, especially if someone just asked you out or expressed feelings for you
Amy: I’m not sure what to do. Adam texted that he’s into me, but I also like Blake and Juan.
Lola: Just text torture him until you figure out whether you want to hook up with him or not.
Lola: Just text torture him until you figure out whether you want to hook up with him or not.
text torture by builtforspeed July 25, 2018