builtforspeed's definitions

Coronahoarder

Someone who attempts to conquer the uncertainty of the Coronavirus by hoarding common household goods, such as toilet paper.

Wow I’m really freaked out about this whole Coronavirus thing....

Yeah I was, but then I bought a roomful of toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and bleach, so I feel much better now!

That’s not cool, you freakin’ Coronahoarder!

by builtforspeed March 15, 2020

Awkwardia

Hellish place where no matter where you go, you run into your ex.

Juan: Dammit I ran into Lola 3 times this weekend! I can’t get away from her!

Amy: I’m so sorry dude. You’re living in Awkwardia.......

by builtforspeed July 25, 2018

Get to 270

A plan to close the deal. Can apply to a presidential candidate seeking 270 electoral college votes, or the finish line of any competitive endeavor.

Outstanding idea......but what’s the plan to get to 270?

by builtforspeed November 4, 2020

COVID-20

After the Baby Boomers are killed by COVID-19, the new strain of coronavirus that will be released by Millennials and Gen Zers is COVID-20, intended to kill off their parents’ generation so that no one can stop them from taking over the world.

COVID-19 rocked! Those Baby Boomers were fucking everything up for our future!

Totally! And we’ve got COVID-20 so no one else can stop us!!!

by builtforspeed March 15, 2020

Mimi’s Van

The smell of marijuana. Especially when you smell it as a young man for the first time, on the way to Dairy Queen after your feisty grandmother decided to lend her van to the yard guys for the weekend.

Haden: Wow I love Vegas, but what is that smell? It’s so familiar......

Shadix: Yes Haden that’s because it’s the smell of Mimi’s van.

by builtforspeed July 25, 2018

Coronacancelled

When a cool event is cancelled due to concerns about the spread of Coronavirus.

I can’t believe the NCAA Coronacancelled March Madness!

Dude I know! That sucks!

by builtforspeed March 15, 2020

Blindsided

When you’re texting or talking on the phone to a date and you think it’s going great, but suddenly and without warning he/she just hangs up on you or blocks you.

So I was talking on the phone to Greg and I thought it was going great, but then he blindsided me and I haven’t heard from him since.

by builtforspeed October 14, 2020