Caillou

Ugh, he’s that whiny bald kid on PBS that teaches kids how to be assholes.
I bet 100 bucks his mom is chugging down some vodka every night

Caillou: MoMmEeE cAn i gEt a ChErrY oN mY iCecreAm?!?
Mom: Well we actually don’t hav-
Cailllou: NOOOO MOMMY AHHHHHRGhjjreREEER
British Narrator: Caillou was upset because he really wanted a cherry on his ice cream

by bubble.chald January 17, 2020

Barney & Friends

A kids show about a friendly dinosaur named Barney. They sing a song every 2 minutes and it’s really annoying but it’s good for little kids and he ain’t a whiny brat like Caillou so he’s alrighttt

Person 1: Yo did you know Selena Gomez and Demi Lavato we’re on Barney & Friends together?
Person 2: Haha wowww

by bubble.chald January 17, 2020

Fortnite

T R A S H

“Wanna play Fortnite”
“I’ll play Fortnite when pigs fly”

by bubble.chald October 26, 2020

Lina

The sweetest, bubbliest, silliest girl out there. She’s got a childlike happiness and she’s a really great friend. She’s either a beautiful woman or an amazing little girl that’s going to grow up to be one.

“Dude, that girls name is Lina.”
“Go for it, she’s gotta be a sweetheart.”

by bubble.chald October 19, 2020

myspace

A social media literally nobody uses anymore but is still a website

“Dude what’s your MySpace?”
“What is this? 2005?”

by bubble.chald October 26, 2020