bubba's definitions

voldermortist

An extremely angry young man infatuated with Gothic culture. One with latent homosexual desires. The Ghey.

Voldermortist is raging homo

by Bubba May 13, 2005

spit roasted ass ho

A cheap male prostitute who has to 'work both holes' to make ends meet.

Jim is a spit roasted ass ho, and he likes it

by Bubba November 21, 2003

Does the carpet match the drapes?

A question used to indicate the belief that a woman's hair is dyed. "Carpet" being the pubic hair and "drapes" being the hair on her head.

"Check out that hot blonde over there. Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?"

by bubba May 5, 2004

creud

1) The act of receiving a barrage of profanities following a routine post on Tha Mike.com

2) The glowing sensation one feels following anal sex with farm animals

"Dude, I think you just got creud"

"Man, I just got crued. Now my ass feels like it is on fire"

"You don't smell too bad for a fat chick. Wanna creu?"

by Bubba February 13, 2004

Biffin

Space between one's anus and scrotum.

Between your balls and your arse is your biffin (sung jauntily)

by bubba May 3, 2004

scissor fighter

a women who opens her legs like scissors so another women can do the same adn there for bump rugs

Maggie you should be a scissor fighter with that girl

by Bubba January 30, 2003

T-Dub

The worst thing to happen to you if you are in prison.

Don't drop the soap, or you'll get a T-dub.

by Bubba March 7, 2003