bruja's definitions

rasmus

A Rasmus is a small furry nocturnal creature that's a cross between a koala, sloath and has large eyes like a bush baby. Rasmus or 'The Rasmus' as their known in plural, live on a diet of plants and leaves. These creatures are mostly found in woodland areas.

"My garbage was ripped open last night by The Rasmus."

by Bruja May 6, 2004

œuf

french word for egg. impress no one with it, when you say it, it sounds like you just tripped over your deformed feet.

"fry that œuf, bitch!"
"wtf? you havin episode 'gin?"

by bruja April 23, 2005

air resistance

when an escping fart causes the penis to decelerate

yo fart ass just blew creme out

by bruja April 22, 2005

<o> <o>

wooooooo! i'm watchin you

<-> <o> jus kiddn! foolio

by bruja April 23, 2005

bifacial

having a mixture of zits on your face, both blackheads and whiteheads

cory smells like noxzema

by bruja April 23, 2005

Spontaneousism

The act of doing things without too much thought just for the thrill. Usually ends up being an adventure.

Andy took Danny out on a surprise date. Danny found his Spontaneousism flattering .

by Bruja June 13, 2018

sidewalk

pedestrian obstacle course. daytime open air homeless storage facility

City Council recommends that passersby should not give beggars money.

If you give them money, they will just buy drugs or alcohol. Offer them drugs instead, eliminates the middle man. I recommend strychnine. Godblessyou have a nice day

by bruja April 22, 2005