bruce's definitions

Brucellence

The state, quality, or condition of being Brucellent

Man, that utterly awesome dude by the name of Bruce sure was a fine example of Brucellence.

by Bruce March 29, 2005

skeech

Very short haircut.

My first day at boot camp I was pretty nervous standing in line for a haircut because every guy was coming out of the barbershop with a skeech.

by Bruce August 8, 2003

goldschlaugger

someone who is indubitably attracted to Shum's blubber

#20 on Woodbridge likes to pound it to the Shum

by Bruce November 15, 2003

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It is Homer Simposons from the show The Simpsons

Its...Homer....HOMER!

by Bruce November 3, 2004

bumjack

to have anal sex

Hey bigboy how about a bumjack?

by bruce February 8, 2004

guster

1. A person one thinks is attractive or would like to have relations with. Derived from the Spanish phrase 'Me Gusta' which means, "Pleases me" or "I like/enjoy"

2. Can also refer to a noun in a non sexual form.

3. Can also be shortened for a form of an adjective

1. "OMG DUDE! Look to your left, did you see that guster?!"
"Fuck, she was like 80, not very gust"

2. My car is a guster, I need to do some work to it though.

3. "I was walking around canal park and saw this fucking Gust Acura NSX, it was from South Dakota, WTF"

"I was playing a game of baseball, I was in the field, bases loaded, Ichiro hit a home run and I did this gust jump off the wall to catch the ball."

by Bruce September 17, 2006

carse

the small passage of skin between the cunt and the arsehole,the chinrest.

"oh,i was hovering around the carse last night mate and the filthy slag only went and dropped one,strewth mate ,i was back up before you could say,ya flamin galla...,

by bruce May 20, 2003