brian's definitions

dirty stank ho

Just what it says. A dirty, smelly, whore.

Your mother is a dirty stank ho!

by Brian July 9, 2003

tennis ball

to make out furiously with someone

Hey, let's go tennis ball in those bushes over there!

by Brian February 23, 2004

bg

1. Bad game, when a game ends and the team won by cheating or swept the other team
2. desktop wallpaper on a computer
3. background of an image

1. bg you n00b cheaters
2. I just made this sick bg for my computer
3. woah check out that sick bg of that sunset pic

by Brian November 23, 2003

motasticate

To have sex with, or attempt to have sex with, a vegetable or fruit, often unsuccessfully.

"Frank motasticated the watermelon, but forgot to cut a hole."

by Brian January 20, 2005

double dipper

someone who dips fries,nuggets, etc. in a sauce, takes a bite, and dips it in the sauce again.

Mark dipped the french fry in the ketchup, took a bite, and dipped it in again. YUCK!

by Brian May 13, 2005

ashey

when your legs get all this white chalk like powder on them do to lack of lotion.

his legs were ashy because he does not use lotion

by brian January 15, 2005

schmang

dried spooge! otherwise known as crusty cum

I spoooged in my bed last night and woke up with schmang on my ear

by Brian October 5, 2004