brian's definitions

heteroflexible

A person who identifies as a heterosexual, but is not afraid to explore curiosity towards the same sex.

Nathan: What's heteroflexible?
Brian: It's where someone is straight, but isn't opposed to sex with another man or woman.

by Brian September 1, 2008

vigilante

Individual who decides to take the law into his or her own hands. Usually due to incompetence by autority or individuals who can't deal with the issue.

A vigilante decided to kill the leaders of two dangerous gangs so the neighborhood is safer for children.

by Brian April 13, 2005

nubsauce

1. a term used by computer obsesed losers to define a computer obsesed loser who sucks at being a computer obsessed loser. Originated from l337 n00b, then nub, then nubsauce.

2. A verb meaning to ejaculate.

1. You stupid nubsauce, you suck as CS.

2. I nubsauced in your face.

by Brian December 2, 2004

toothscrape

to accidentally scrape the penis while performing felatio, is incredibly painful for the poor man who is the victim.

Can also be done intentionally, but I would kill the bitch that does that.

Everything was going great until that bitch gave me a toothscrape

by Brian November 1, 2004

Zilch

A word used to describe nothingness or an absence of something.

Sam had zilch in his bank account.

by brian April 27, 2004

NIV

The New International Version. A very popular, and fairly accurate, translation of the (Christian) Bible.

Look! I just got my NIV from Church!

by Brian December 9, 2003

'tallica

Short for Metallica. The band itself calls it self 'tallica. Headed by Lars Ulrich and James Hetfield with backup from Kirk Hammet and recently added Robert Trujillo.

The boys of 'tallica are coming out with their first studio album in 6 years on June 5.

by Brian June 4, 2003