Britneys

Cockney rhyming slang for ears (Britney Spears - ears)

''Prick up your Britneys mate, this is important''

by Brendan April 05, 2003

U.K.

Acronym: United Kingdom - The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Home to 58 million people. Capital city is London. Includes the countries England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland. The U.K. came into existence in 1606 after the Act of Union was passed. The U.K. flag looks like it does as it is a combination of the Scottish Saltire and the English St. George's Cross.

I live in Scotland, which is in the U.K. but has it's own parliament.

by brendan July 12, 2004

camel

A hairy ass mother fucker that needs to shave everyday and also needs to learn how to fight by himself. They tend to group up and beat the shit out of other people and never stick to their own buisness. Also tend to think they own everything

That stupid camel needs to shave her back!

by Brendan February 28, 2004

1337

The term 1337 is just an abreviation of Elite.

1 R T3h 1337 j00 f4g!

by Brendan April 19, 2005

wit

Scot's variation of "what".

"Wit wir you sayin just thir ya big daft numpty cloon heed ye?"

by brendan August 21, 2004

Kobe Style

A sex position were u bend the bitch over chair and do her in the ass/pussy

Kobe- bend over bitch, or ill make u
Ho- Ok big daddy which chair u want me to use

by Brendan May 06, 2005

Spoffing

adj. 1. Something fantastic. Utter brilliance.
2. To do something with a style only that of a geek could duplicate. (e.g. Beci Evans)

''It's a Spoffingly fine day today, isn't it Holmes? It's so Spoffing I think I'll go inside, make myself a glass of lemonade and come right back outside again''

by Brendan April 07, 2003