Definitions by brendan

granny dumping

the act of placing an elderly relative in a hospice or assisted living facility so that they're not your problem anymore.

"granny dumping her would make all of our lives easier. we'd only have to visit on weekends."

granny dumping by brendan July 22, 2004

golf 

Game for fat rich old men - and Tiger Woods. Somewhere in between baseball and croquet. Very boring to watch.

The British Open Golf Championship is at Royal Troon, Scotland in 2004.

golf by brendan July 16, 2004

indy 

Short for Indiana Jones, played by Harrison Ford in the movies.

I want to live like Indy; running around with a cool hat whipping guns out of the hands of bad guys and saving the world at all sorts of exotic locations.

indy by brendan July 12, 2004

U.K. 

Acronym: United Kingdom - The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Home to 58 million people. Capital city is London. Includes the countries England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland. The U.K. came into existence in 1606 after the Act of Union was passed. The U.K. flag looks like it does as it is a combination of the Scottish Saltire and the English St. George's Cross.

I live in Scotland, which is in the U.K. but has it's own parliament.

U.K. by brendan July 12, 2004

CEO 

A guy that earns an average 411 times more than his average blue-collar employee.

Bill Gates is the CEO of Microsoft.

CEO by brendan July 12, 2004

chocolate

1. n. Food product coloured dark brown due to the cacao.
2. adj. Unlikely

1. Chocolate is yummy for my tummy.
2. "That'll be chocolate."

chocolate by brendan July 11, 2004

you'd get better music from a sausage frying in a pan 

adj. shit music - the sort of music that you can't understand why millions of people like it when it sounds like it could be made easily in a number of everyday situations (e.g. on the toilet, washing the dishes, gargling toothpaste solution etc.)

a: What did you think of them?
b: Alright
a: What does that mean? Were they "oh my god that was the best shit i've ever heard alright" or "i've heard better music from a sausage frying in a pan but they were alright."
b: Yeah I guess.
a: What? Are you even listening to me?..

you'd get better music from a sausage frying in a pan by brendan July 11, 2004