Definitions by bread infection

footy

slang word used by most Aussies describing AFL (Australian Football League).

I’m going to watch the footy.

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flump 

The action of letting out your gut after the fine chick has just walked by.

Jason flumped out

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ferd 

a fuckin’ nerd.

Dave, is such a ferd.

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fick 

a toilet machine that works like a bandaid smoking a tree bong.

What the fick.

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fench

to put in one’s ass.

Mike is going to fench himself with a broomstick.

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felch 

to eat your own semen out of a woman.

I screwed my girlfriend until I came inside her, then I felched her!

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fehwest

to put a knife up your ass

Have you ever fehwested before?

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