douche bag

a device they use in the military in order clean each others foxholes with. They also use the term to insult each other with.
hey general jackson, you are being a real douche baggus maximus.
by Brandon November 10, 2003
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pissy drunk

State of being, where you're so drunk that you piss yourself.
He was pissy drunk, even though he only had one beer to drink. Punk.
by Brandon December 02, 2003
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Tehstorm

A rather vicious tropical storm. Its intentions are to kill your pets. Keep them safe from this unstoppable chaos-bringer!
Tehstorms owns your lives. That's right.
by Brandon February 20, 2003
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A'ight Blah

When a person is disgusted or just plain annoyed by what someone else is saying; just tell them "a'ight...blah"!
What are you talking about man? A'ight blah!
by Brandon November 29, 2004
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PITA

How's your new boss?

He's a PITA.
by Brandon March 10, 2004
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taco vender

The equivelant of a male having his fly down and 'selling hot dogs', only for a female. She is selling tacos of the pink variety.
God Kim, stop vending tacos.
by Brandon February 18, 2005
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crack lighter

A larger than usual flame on a lighter.Adjusted by taking silver cap off and moving slider piece up from middle position and over to the left then put back down and repeated to get large flame.....flames usually are around 5-6 inches tall
Person 1:you got a light man for my cig?
Person 2:ya i got a CRACK LIGHTER.
by brandon April 11, 2004
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