brandon's definitions

Mavarick

Maverick spelt wrong, cuz some people are english illiterate. And Maverick does NOT mean homosexual. The real meaning of Maverick is: One that refuses to abide by the dictates of or resists adherence to a group. In other words, somone who doesn't go witht the flow, or 'conform' with everyone else.

Maverick does not me homo, moron.

by Brandon November 13, 2003

noodle

A person who wiggles in all ways when they walk;specifically when they march.

Noodle Goldsmith is my example.

by brandon May 13, 2005

fat

a greedy person, skinny or fat as long as they can't stop eating

You're eating again? thats FAT

by Brandon August 7, 2004

Tiesto Drunk

A state of absolute inebriation from the effects of alcohol. Stumbling and mumbling are just two characteristics of this state. Losing one's friends in a crowded place and having no recollection of where you are, how you got there or how you're getting home as you wander aimlessly in search of lord knows what also characterize this drunken state. Being ‘Tiesto Drunk’ makes one wish they were dead instead of this drunk, but is not to the potentially fatal point of having alcohol poisoning.

I have no recollection of the night I was'Tiesto Drunk' at the club. What a waste of money!

by Brandon January 4, 2005

token

The one ugly girl who is hanging out with a group of good looking girls. Someone in your group will have to "take one for the team" and hang out with the token.

Hey Josh, you get the token tonight!

by Brandon March 1, 2004

TRADE

A masculine acting gay male

Is he trade or fish?

by Brandon July 30, 2003

nargis

a universal something or other capable of not only cooking stuff, not only being a remedy to all of your problems, but also a wonderful saddle for your pet camel/llama/oompaloompa hybrid

by Brandon August 31, 2003