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Snare Drum

To grab somebody, usually a person of the opposite sex, by the back of the head and press their face such that their nose is firmly sealed against your asshole. You then break wind, making a "snare drum" sensation that is pleasant for both parties.
Guy 1: Why does Cindy's have shit in her nostrils?

Guy 2: You didn't hear? We were pounding that loud-ass snare drum all night long.

Guy 1: Sweet-ass dude. I'm happy for both of you.
by Brandon March 22, 2004
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dtd

Short for "Diamond Tooth Daddy." One who gets an ugly or fat chick all worked up an ready to screw. Then once in doggy position just slips the tip in then turns around and runs out of the house never to return.
Bob slipped it in and then ran. He is the o.g. DTD.
by Brandon February 20, 2005
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Blazinweed

A student who is totally a 1337 h4x0r who currently attends Fleming Island Highschool. He comepletely pwns you all In Warcraft 3, Halo 2, and In everyday life. Compared to Blazinweed (teh brandon), you all suck hard.

Also referred to commonly as God
Dude, its teh 1337 Blazinweed! Bow down before he liek killzz us all!!
by Brandon April 6, 2005
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A'ight Blah

When a person is disgusted or just plain annoyed by what someone else is saying; just tell them "a'ight...blah"!
What are you talking about man? A'ight blah!
by Brandon November 29, 2004
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kiss of death

When a woman you're trying to get with delivers the fatal blow, signifying her interest only to be "friends" with you. From this vicious blow there is no recovery. Once the "kiss of death" has been administered, one may as well give up on that woman.
Damn.... Adam was trying to hook up with this hottie, but just when he thought he was in, she gave him the kiss of death and now he's home jerkin' off!
by Brandon December 28, 2004
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goddamn

I word used in a popular song by Lil Jon and the Eastside Boyz.
"Gon skeet skeet skeet skeet goddamn" followed by another "goddamn"
by Brandon January 5, 2004
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tmp

the
manhattan
project

those punk/ska fucks from seymour,ct.
you know what band really brings the rock?
who?
tmp.
by brandon January 9, 2005
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