brandon's definitions
To grab somebody, usually a person of the opposite sex, by the back of the head and press their face such that their nose is firmly sealed against your asshole. You then break wind, making a "snare drum" sensation that is pleasant for both parties.
Guy 1: Why does Cindy's have shit in her nostrils?
Guy 2: You didn't hear? We were pounding that loud-ass snare drum all night long.
Guy 1: Sweet-ass dude. I'm happy for both of you.
Guy 2: You didn't hear? We were pounding that loud-ass snare drum all night long.
Guy 1: Sweet-ass dude. I'm happy for both of you.
by Brandon March 22, 2004
Get the Snare Drummug. Short for "Diamond Tooth Daddy." One who gets an ugly or fat chick all worked up an ready to screw. Then once in doggy position just slips the tip in then turns around and runs out of the house never to return.
by Brandon February 20, 2005
Get the dtdmug. A student who is totally a 1337 h4x0r who currently attends Fleming Island Highschool. He comepletely pwns you all In Warcraft 3, Halo 2, and In everyday life. Compared to Blazinweed (teh brandon), you all suck hard.
Also referred to commonly as God
Also referred to commonly as God
by Brandon April 6, 2005
Get the Blazinweedmug. When a person is disgusted or just plain annoyed by what someone else is saying; just tell them "a'ight...blah"!
by Brandon November 29, 2004
Get the A'ight Blahmug. When a woman you're trying to get with delivers the fatal blow, signifying her interest only to be "friends" with you. From this vicious blow there is no recovery. Once the "kiss of death" has been administered, one may as well give up on that woman.
Damn.... Adam was trying to hook up with this hottie, but just when he thought he was in, she gave him the kiss of death and now he's home jerkin' off!
by Brandon December 28, 2004
Get the kiss of deathmug. by Brandon January 5, 2004
Get the goddamnmug. by brandon January 9, 2005
Get the tmpmug.