polypsicle

What you get from an ENT surgeon after she rips something out of your throat.

Opera Singer: "I just had a polyp removed from my vocal chord and all they gave me for my excruciating pain was a lousy lemon polypsicle!"

by brainyuck August 14, 2011

Apocalypsicle

What you should definitely include in your zombie apocalypse kit frozen compartment.

Mom: "Hey kids! What flavors of Apocalypsicles should I buy for our zombie kit?"

by brainyuck September 11, 2011

wrap artist

Someone with a talent ("gift") for wrapping presents.

Hey, you hear about Cristy? She just got a job as a wrap artist for a gift boutique to help pay her way through design school.

by brainyuck June 07, 2011

species dysphoria

a feeling that one is in the body of the wrong species

Alyssa: I told the shrink that I feel like a wild animal trapped in a human body, and she said it sounds like classic species dysphoria.
Jacques: I know I was meant to be a dolphin. Why did I end up a sexy human instead?? Species dysphoria sucks.
Jerry: If only I'd been born a bird, I wouldn't have to spend so much money on flying, parachuting, hang-gliding, sky-diving and base-jumping. Damned species dysphoria.

by brainyuck June 16, 2015

gorgle morgle

Gargling with a "google moogle" (see definition) to cure a sore throat; when the idea of actually drinking it (raw eggs, warm milk, etc.) makes you want to puke.

Judy: "What are those disgusting sounds you're making?"
Diane: "I'm just doing a quick gorgle morgle before my audition for American Idol."

by brainyuck November 23, 2011

Zzzheimer's

The condition in which a person is so sleepy that she can't remember anything.

Thelma: I'm so sleepy. What was that you just said?

Louise: Turn off the gas!!! Your Zzzheimer's is going to get us killed some day.

by brainyuck November 15, 2011

Openheimer's

The condition in which you think you forgot, or actually forgot, to close something important - your car, front door, stove, etc.

I can't remember if I locked the car. I must be getting Openheimer's.
Damn, I left the car open again. I've got Openheimer's for sure!

by brainyuck May 12, 2011