pmail

The message sent by a dog peeing on a tree, fire hydrant, etc, and received by another dog's sniffing.

"Stop yanking my leash, dude. I'm trying to read my pmail."

From: Alpha Male
To: All
Subject: Love and War

New stud in town. 25" tall. Good genes. Looking for healthy bitch in heat. Will fight all rivals.

Reply:

Hey big guy - I'm your mate.
Check this out and come get me.

by brainyuck November 1, 2010

pmail

Spam email that specifically relates to penises, medication for penis, augmentation of them, etc...

My email box is full of pmail. I just don't need any more viagra. I have enough.

by DrDamnit December 12, 2007