pmail

The message sent by a dog peeing on a tree, fire hydrant, etc, and received by another dog's sniffing.

"Stop yanking my leash, dude. I'm trying to read my pmail."

From: Alpha Male
To: All
Subject: Love and War

New stud in town. 25" tall. Good genes. Looking for healthy bitch in heat. Will fight all rivals.

Reply:

Hey big guy - I'm your mate.
Check this out and come get me.

pmail by brainyuck November 1, 2010

pmail

Spam email that specifically relates to penises, medication for penis, augmentation of them, etc...

My email box is full of pmail. I just don't need any more viagra. I have enough.

pmail by DrDamnit December 12, 2007

pailicy/pelicy 

The same as policy, translation.....what are your intentions?, whits yer pailecy?
sometimes directed at freinds....whats your C.P, central pailicy, the intentions
of a group.

upper middle class edinburgh pailicy/pelicy, catches a tradesman with wife's pants on his head ferociously pulling the head of it.. whits yer pailicy man, wit do you thing yer doing.
i'm trying to enyoy a glass of sherry with my wife whits yer pailicy man!

pailicy/pelicy by DR. POPPENSTEIN April 26, 2006

pailin

...where do we start? An amazing girl! She's trustworthy, pretty, intelligent, kind, and hilarious. She's charismatic, sophisticated and powerful. But she can also be very weird and crazy.

Laughs at her own jokes.

She's incredibly smart, has a way with words and is a great listener. She loves helping people with their personal problems, even when she can’t handle her own.

I wish to name my daughter Pailin.

pailin by Urban Dict.au February 5, 2021

paily 

an ugly ship that sank lower than the titantic bc Alison Lauren Dilaurentis is mista steal yo girl.

ew paily is a flop

paily by EMISON IS CANNON June 16, 2017

Diaper pail 

Traditionally, a container, holder, unit, receptacle, or other, specifically designed to contain used cloth diapers, until such a time that the diapers can be dealt with. Traditional diaper pails are usually cylindrical in shape, white in colour, have a removable lid, and are made out of plastic. By design, diaper pails much resemble that of a standard kitchen garbage pail, and are an absolute must have item in any household where there are babies wearing cloth diapers.

The diaper pail in the baby's bedroom contained several days worth of wet and dirty cloth diapers, rubber pants, and baby wash cloths.

After changing the baby, I opened the lid of the plastic diaper pail, and tossed the soiled diaper and rubber pants inside.

Diaper pail by Lorraine Jorgenson. August 22, 2006

pmilf 

Prime Minister I'd Like to Fuck

Yulia Tymoshenko is such a PMILF.

pmilf by Keenan Pepper October 24, 2007