brainiac's definitions

fatty patty

The love handles usually associated with old age, but which can erupt at any time on someone who eats McDonald-like meals on a regular basis.

"Did you see the fatty patty on that guy!"

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

idiotism

A term used in the diagnosis of idiots by medical professionals. Often associated with people who have no sense of evolution or the evolving of mankind (and womankind) into a higher-functioning being (see also low-IQ and homophobes).

Doctor: "So, Mr. Dope, why are you afraid of homosexuals."
Patient: "Because the bible says they're wrong! It has to be true if the bible and the church say it's wrong! Just like women can't be priests and the sun revolves around the Earth!"
Doctor: "Oooookkkaaaay." (Writing in his chart. Diagnosis: Idiotism)

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

aqua snogging

The act of clearing ones nose of pool water when coming up for a breath.

"Excuse me while I snog this water from my nose..."
Hoooonk!

by Brainiac March 17, 2005

Da Shits

1. Slang for "diarrhea". Usually associated with (but not limited to) eating poorly prepared foods. See also Montezuma's Revenge.

2. The shortest review of "The Da Vinci Code".

1. "I knew I shouldn't have had that raw steak with eggs. Now I got Da Shits."

2. The Da Vinci Code was Da Shits

by Brainiac January 9, 2005

fartbank

1. A little known section of the colon (just past the Appendix) where large blasts of flatulence can hide for days before bursting forth with great fervor.

2. Also, see Ed in "Shaun of the Dead".

1. "Excuse me, I had a bean burrito last week and...uh-oh...here it comes out of my fartbank!"

2. "I'm sorry, Shaun."

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

Gwabermellon

From the planet Gwaber, in the Andromeda Galaxy. A melon with the flavor of a Watermelon and fly feces. Loved by the Gwarberinians but not much cared for by Homo-Sapiens.

"Mmm. This gwabermelon tastes sweet... yet tart."

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

peace monkey

The member of the gang
known for having the stash of guns.

Yo this nigga lost his gatt, he'll have to visit the "peace monkey".

by Brainiac September 29, 2003