brainiac's definitions

Rusty Cup

A term used to describe a sports professional past his/her prime. Most commonly used in association with a washed-up baseball catcher or a previously successful golfer.

"He was such a good catcher, and now he's just an ol' rusty cup."

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

Spargus

Slang for the vegetable "asparagus".

"Pass the spargus, would ya."

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

sockmember

Term used to describe those men that carry condoms in their wallets.

"You got a condom in your wallet?"
"Of course. I'm a sockmember, dude."

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

tanockle

Term used to describe the discoloration of fishing supplies in a tackle box that are left in the sun too long.

"Oh man! Look at that! All of my fishing gear's turned tanockle!"

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

Da Shits

1. Slang for "diarrhea". Usually associated with (but not limited to) eating poorly prepared foods. See also Montezuma's Revenge.

2. The shortest review of "The Da Vinci Code".

1. "I knew I shouldn't have had that raw steak with eggs. Now I got Da Shits."

2. The Da Vinci Code was Da Shits

by Brainiac January 9, 2005

bat shit crazy

A clinically insane person beyond the regular diagnosis given to them by a psychiatrist.

Family: "So, did he have a psychotic break? Or is he manic/depressive?"
Doctor: "No. I'm sorry. Your son is bat shit crazy."

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

bluey

Slang term for a type of jellyfish found in the waters around Australia and near the Great Barrier Reef.

"Say, is that a bluey?"
"I think so. Let me touch it...AIEEEE!"

by Brainiac March 2, 2005