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funsjunctual 

the act of eating one's ass
Can I get a funsjunctual?
funsjunctual by Brad December 1, 2003
A theoretical being that some philosophers use to discuss consciousness. A zombie is identical to a regular person in every way (including his behavior), except that he has no subjective, conscious experience at all. The thought experiment goes something like: "How do you know if someone is a zombie?"

Philosophers like John Searle assert that the theoretical possibility of zombies severely hinders our ability to observe and study the phenomenon of consciousness objectively.

Many materialists, however, assert that if a being was structurally and behaviorally identical to a regular person, then consciousness would result as an emergent property -- zombies cannot exist.
Daniel Dennett doesn't believe in zombies.
zombie by brad December 1, 2003
a person who fraudulantly claims to communicate with the afterlife
douch by brad November 30, 2003

anti-corporate 

anyone against big business and their constant exploits to destroy all wholesome american society has left with propaganda, rigged government events, etc......most true punks are a part of this group, also metalheads
the corporations have taken over
we must overcome
we are many
and they are one
we must fight
or they will win
this means war
against their anti-american sins
anti-corporate by brad November 27, 2003

chesticle 

the pecks of a man
"don't hit me in the chesticles"
chesticle by brad November 27, 2003

purdy num num

1) bird food
2) dude with cool pants
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purdy num num by brad November 26, 2003
Annoying wannabe teenie who needs to be put into a straight jacket and sent to nearest mental hospital.
Sitcomsonline member: MonarC
MonarC by Brad November 24, 2003