box's definitions

artus

A confident and classy artistic clothing line based out of northern california.

wow man nice shirt! Ya, its some new clothing line called artus. These clothes are pretty tight.

by box March 7, 2005

My bitch

what a player calls a single female in his brood. It can be used derogatively or affectionately.

*Cruel player- Yo, I was slappin my bitch around las' night, what whaaaaaaaat

*or*

*Guy one- Wow, you really love her, don't you?
*Guy 2- Yup... she's my bitch, for ever and always.

by Box March 23, 2005

lazy ass

The lazy ass, related to the lazy eye, is a common affliction for the sleep-deprived. Whilst one glute may move perfectly normally, the other lacks ambition and direction. It often fails to move and may start twitching.

Tony- Man, Greg's lazy ass is really acting up today.
Diane- Teeheehee
Greg (as he stumbles around compensating for his rabmbunctious left buttock)- Shut up you guys, this is really uncomfortable.

by Box March 23, 2005

boxmaster

Noun

One who is highly trained in the art of pleasing a woman through excessive touching in the genital region.

Ex.

Gena- DAAAAAAAAAMN Craig is a MACHINE in the boudoir.
Candy (dreamily) - ya he's a true boxmaster.

by Box March 29, 2005

Dildasorous

1: An extremely large dildo.
2: Someone who acts as a mean dildo.

Billy why are you such a dildasorous to me?

by Box May 13, 2005

muddy windows

A process more "intimate" than the glass bottom boat. It involves releasing ones bodily waste through the anus on to the eye glasses of a loving admirer.

While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night.

While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night. He loves it when I give him muddy windows. I'm Lee.

by Box May 6, 2004

iodizedsalt

someone who bangs box, but not in the ass until marriage.

"iodizedsalt is not getting box's butthole anytime soon"

by box February 17, 2004