box's definitions

old school

the act of drinking many PBR's and Sparks in order to get fired up for an evening of drinking and ridiculous antics.

Being with out their girlfriends for the evening, Box, Lad and Roni did it up old school before karaoke at the saloon.

by box March 11, 2003

knifehits

See hotknives.

by box May 28, 2003

zoot

1.Young male part of the "hip-hop" culture.
2.Urban jungle warrior

Hey look at those zoots stealing your car!

by box March 6, 2005

holy poop on a stick

You might say this in surprise, as in 'holy shit'

Holy poop on a stick!! The pope just died!

by box April 30, 2005

boxmaster

Noun

One who is highly trained in the art of pleasing a woman through excessive touching in the genital region.

Ex.

Gena- DAAAAAAAAAMN Craig is a MACHINE in the boudoir.
Candy (dreamily) - ya he's a true boxmaster.

by Box March 29, 2005

artus

A confident and classy artistic clothing line based out of northern california.

wow man nice shirt! Ya, its some new clothing line called artus. These clothes are pretty tight.

by box March 7, 2005

muddy windows

A process more "intimate" than the glass bottom boat. It involves releasing ones bodily waste through the anus on to the eye glasses of a loving admirer.

While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night.

While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night. He loves it when I give him muddy windows. I'm Lee.

by Box May 6, 2004