box's definitions

Lauren

Lauren is a very cool and good being. Gets blocked when asking for it but gets unblocked and resumes the same behaviour. Very good person. Some Lauren's are adventurous and know how to throw sick parties, had a pet chicken named Zeus who may rest in peace. (Very common for all Lauren's.) Gets happy when close friend is happy, very supportive. Few Lauren's have the ability of telepathy, only the best ones. You can tell when they are annoyed because of facial expressions and telepathy of course, say "ugh" occasionally. In conclusion, Lauren's like to shower treats on animals.

Adventurous girl... must be a Lauren!

by Box March 7, 2017

Dildasorous

1: An extremely large dildo.
2: Someone who acts as a mean dildo.

Billy why are you such a dildasorous to me?

by Box May 13, 2005

holy poop on a stick

You might say this in surprise, as in 'holy shit'

Holy poop on a stick!! The pope just died!

by box April 30, 2005

scaleitis

A disease you might have if you shovel a snow-like material off your shoulders every five minutes

Dude, hawthorne is shedding. He must have scaleitis

by box April 30, 2005

musculature

If you are really old and are trying to sound real smart, you might use this word in place of muscle.

He is equipped with a lot of musculature

by box April 9, 2005

boxmaster

Noun

One who is highly trained in the art of pleasing a woman through excessive touching in the genital region.

Ex.

Gena- DAAAAAAAAAMN Craig is a MACHINE in the boudoir.
Candy (dreamily) - ya he's a true boxmaster.

by Box March 29, 2005

My bitch

what a player calls a single female in his brood. It can be used derogatively or affectionately.

*Cruel player- Yo, I was slappin my bitch around las' night, what whaaaaaaaat

*or*

*Guy one- Wow, you really love her, don't you?
*Guy 2- Yup... she's my bitch, for ever and always.

by Box March 23, 2005