Whore phail

When you buy lap dances from almost every girl at the Chico, CA Centerfolds, get 2 double troubles on VIP night, spend the whole shift there telling the girls it's your Disneyland. Then you buy two of the girls vibrators at the sex store for Christmas only to invite your favorite girl to the Denny's to buy her food and fail to take her home because the grits took too long, but you get free dessert out of the deal.
Pedro pulled the Ultimate whore phail. Epa epa!
by booblover December 14, 2009
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Dick Cheney

1. A man who can't tell the difference between a quail and his hunting partner.

2. Our Vice President
1. "Dick Cheney hit his hunting partner, Harry Whittington, in the face with shotgun pellets. Luckily, he is ok."

2. Dick is just one step away from being president. Thank Jesus George W. Bush is there instead.
by Booblover April 09, 2006
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Iraqi Freedom

1. A US military operation that is designed to bring peace to the Iraqi people and restore an economic infrastructure. (Theoretically)

2. Stepping into a hornet's nest. (Thanks to the almost daily suicide bombings)

3. A slaughter of innocent civilian and soldier lives; waste of tax dollars out of your pocket to pay for bombs and other weapons designed to kill, kill, kill.

4. The door that opens the way to generate more wealth for the miserable and unfortunate billion dollar corporations (because the CEOs need bigger mansions and another yacht... boo hoo).
1. Operation Iraqi Freedom will be one of the best things the US has done for a foreign country since the Marshall Plan. (Ideally)

2. Bad idea.

3. Soldiers die (with honor I hope) and the ones that do survive go without pay while their family back home is starving. (Source: NBC News)

4. Greedy, money hungry corporations bid on another country that they get to exploit to fatten up their wallets.

Good idea or bad idea? I hope going after Saddam Hussein was worth the costs.
by Booblover November 14, 2003
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Higher Education Act

A law Congress passed that denies college financial aid to misdemeanor drug offenders, but murderers, rapists, and robbers are still eligible for aid.
I can't afford college because I got caught with a joint, but Jeffrey Dahmer can get aid because of the Higer Education Act.
by Booblover October 26, 2003
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ultimate flavor

Something so delicious you nearly cream your pants/panties from overwhelming your senses with yumminess.
I was so happy that I found my ultimate flavor.
by booblover December 14, 2009
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Rush Limbaugh

A very physically talented human being. He can shove oxycontin pills in his mouth while talking out of his A$$.
blah blah blah Democrats... Bill Clinton's Penis... blah blah blah. You're listening to the EIB Network.

Believes that drug users (non-violent too) should be locked behind bars and have the key thrown away.

I'm going to Rehab for a short vacation. -Rush paraphrased
by Booblover January 19, 2004
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Money wad

1. A bunch of cash

2. Huge ejaculation
He blew a money wad on her new set of tits.
by booblover July 23, 2010
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